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Pint Hoe

A girl who hangs around, has sex with meth dealers in exchange for their drugs. Pint hoes usual are homeless girls who steal, lie, cheat their way through life. They can’t take care of themselves and cling to whatever guy will give them attention. Pint hoes will always deny being a pint hoe that’s how you know they are pint hoes.
“Do you know Megan? “
“Yup, she will suck anyone’s dick for meth”
“Just like Haley, fuck they are such pint hoes.”
by Thisisntmyfirsttime September 9, 2019
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perfect pinting

When you are dry humping your girlfriend before sex, you bust a moose load inside your undies 5 min in. No sex occurs. So in panicked desperation you try to clean yourself up w the cum encrusted undies, therefore making yourself more cummy
My buddy joe meyer went perfect pinting last night. He didn't get it in
by AK41 December 18, 2017
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appies and pints

Appetizers (snack/finger foods) and pints (of ale or beer) usually offered in a pub/tavern.
To celebrate their anniversary, Jimmy's Pub is offering their appies and pints special two hours early!
by Babblefingers June 3, 2017
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pint of dicks

Literally a measurement of wriggling, dismembered male genitalia. Preferably served in a pint glass.
Go drink a pint of dicks Sharon!
by JustJohnXCIV February 1, 2018
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keto pint

When someone isn’t even fully committed to their fad diet, but doesn’t let that get in the way of lecturing others about how life-changing it is.
He spent all day going on about his healthy eating, before washing it all down with a keto pint or ten.
by DwaynePipes March 30, 2021
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pint size

Not appealing unless being spoken about children,

pint size also is an insult of magnitude when used on or referring to Adults. and or adolescents.

unless being used humorously
That lady "pint size" I don't like that.

Look at your little "pint sized" self (referring and speaking to a child or a animal)
by UnoYoko February 11, 2022
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dick pint

When trying to seduce a female, you must simply put your cock in a half filled pint glass( liquid of choice). once inserted the female will acknowledge how high the water level has increased, the higher the water level, the more masculine one will seem, increasing said males chances of reproduction
ben: did you fuck her ?
isaac : yes i did, thank god for the dick pint tho eh? wouldnt have hit without it
by dick pint February 25, 2023
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