Pistachios

The Single most addicting snack ever

they look like little green penuts but DO NOT BE FOOLED!

they are really little green alien seeds sent to earth so that once one becomes addicted and eats enough they will explode and little alien babies shall run free...

Thee aliens plan on harvesting the seeds in 2012

FUCK MAN I FUCKING ADDICTED TO THOSE DAMN PISTACHIOS!

by Troya! February 23, 2009

So Pistachio Fr Fr

Synonymous to "that's so me" or "so true".
Can also be similar to "slay".

"God I'm tired" "So pistachio fr fr"
Or "Ah that movie was amazing, so pistachio fr fr"

by sopistachio January 6, 2023

painstakingly

adv.-- possessing or displaying careful or meticulous attention to detail.

Justo wrote his scripts painstakingly by hand,in perfectly formed letters.

by googlette January 16, 2009

Texas Pistachio Wagon

A killer local band from San Antonio, TX.

Jayson: Dude, are you going to see Texas Pistachio Wagon tonight?

Joe: Hell Yeah, the Wagon rocks!

by humdipper May 4, 2009

pistacides

The Vapour and/or peripheral splatterings of urine one indures at a crowded urinal

Hey dude whats with those weird yellow splotches on your flarred corderoys?

Oh shit, its pistacides from that airport urinal pissfest I had to indure....Fuck it

by bennycnz May 20, 2010

Pinta bound

Someone facing criminal charges that are more than likely going to get them sent to prision, not just county jail.

Hey homie with all those charges your pinta bound forsure. You fucked up

by Ixpol828 January 22, 2015

Pisstard

People who behave irresponsibly while/after consuming alcohol

Mel is behaving like a pisstard he clearly has had too much to drink.

by Pisstard July 27, 2019