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tom and peter

Tom and Peter
A term for two inseparable, attractive and superiorly gifted adolescents. A "tom and peter" combination will almost definitely best you in all pursuits, especially pokemon training and sexual conquests.
Person 1: Did you hear what "Tom and Peter" did this weekend?
Person 2: Ya! I heard that right after "Tom and Peter" finished not doing their homework they evolved their vigoroths into Slakings, their pokemon teams sure are unbeatable.
Person 1: Ya, im so jealous of their pokemon skills :'(
Person 2: I heard "Tom and Peter" also had sex with all of our girlfriends; past present and future
Person 1: that would not make me feel the emotion of surprise
by not tom or peter March 16, 2009
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peter-cillian

medicine a woman needs when she in a bad mood, peter-cillian will make everything better,to have sexual relations,gettin funky,refering to the penis, the best medicine in the world
I know what you need to knock that bug off your shoulder-
peter-cillian

Peter-cillian will fix you up,it will cure what ails you!!

You need peter-cillian to make you feel better
by EdiSouth December 20, 2006
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Peter Welch

Incompetent representative who knows nothing about economics or anything in general.

Usually found doing stupid shit like handing out flyers
Hey Jim, there goes a Peter Welch (pointing at incompetent politician)
by ibanker1 January 13, 2010
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Peter North Nut

When a man unloads a power shot of semen that has been building up for days, sometimes months, and glazes his unsuspecting woman up like a Cinnabon.
Guy 1 - "Dude I met this chick at the bar last night and took her back to my crib and loaded her up with a Peter North nut that I have been saving for the right person for days!"
Guy 2 - "It's about time bro, I was starting to worry about you!"
by Pipesoverder September 5, 2013
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petering the russo

Brian will be late. He's in there petering the russo.
by BigPoppy May 30, 2015
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peter murphys mugshot

Take a fish
And a potato
Hold the fish
And the potato
In your hand
In your hand

Put the potato
In the fish
Make it digest it
Smash it up
Smash it up
by yovishi June 2, 2021
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ask peter

a site used to trick or freak the shit out of someone by asking personal questions to him in witch he'll always get right
(must have someone who knows about the site in order for it to work)
Jeff: Yo i ask peter if he could describe me
Ryan: what he say
Jeff: he siad i was a dumb fat piece of crap that had no life
Ryan: Holy shit he does always answer the question right
by isotiny January 21, 2009
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