Pedo Piff

when a girl is fairly, and sometimes extremely attractive, yet she is much younger than she appears. usually 2 -3 years younger. she is boundary line for 16-17 year old men, and prison time for men over 18. pedo piffs are very similar to jail baits. Pedo Piffs often have myspace pages with risque photos, and a false age and wont tell you their real one until u ask them.

Guy 1: hey i met this grl on myspace the other day, she lives around us.

*shows photo*

Guy 2: aw man stay away from her, shes 100% pedo piff.

Guy 1: She looks 17 man, are you sure?

Guy 2: They all do.....

by John Dozier May 24, 2008

Pedo Guy

According to the Pedo Files, "An Encyclopedic Guide to All Things Pedo", a modern term of affection used by middle aged tech billionaires with decades younger girlfriends to describe their creepy elders who also have younger girlfriends but are less tech savvy and prefer to walk (from the Latin pedester, going on foot) or swim rather than drive electric cars or ride in kid-sized submarines. Some etymologists have suggested this may be a double entendre on the Afrikaans slang for an Olympic level 'pedo (or Speedo) wearing swimmer.

Modern usage: nice job Vern using your pedo instincts to find those young cave divers.
Afrikaans slang: Vern is a such a pedo guy, and he looks so manly in his Speedos.

by E. Long Musk December 7, 2019

Pedo zone

a place near New Lanark just off the road and totally private where no matter what time of day you can hear children playing and screaming. During the day also known as the Picnic Zone

Hey Robbie fancy hanging down the Pedo Zone tonight?

by dontletmegetbored October 9, 2009

Pardon my ghetto

A phrase used as a preposition before a speaker delves into full-fledged American Ebonic-English and/or into African-American subject material derived from ghettos.

Pardon my ghetto, but pink lemonade is the new red Kool-Aid

by BlackFrankLuntz November 7, 2012

pedobigotry

intolerance of pedophilia.

due to almost universal pedobigotry, pedophilia has been outlawed across the globe.

by goderator200 November 28, 2018

Pedobestiality

When a animal dates a child, like in family guy.

Youtube commenter: so basically this whole ship is pedobestiality?

by CranjusMcBasketball July 11, 2019

Pedo wooders

A head teacher at the Weald school who likes to molest children

Hey look it’s pedo wooders

by Someguyfromtheweald July 11, 2019