Paint your ears

When you say something that you know the other person just wants to hear. It may not be the truth but it makes them feel better. It's kind of sugar-coating your response to the other person or subject.

If you don't want me to tell you the truth, then I'll just paint your ears. Or, I don’t care what you say, I think you did a great job.
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by GMoneyGrill June 3, 2016

Paint the street

To shoot someone in cold blood, presumably out of anger.

If you show up here, imma paint the street

by bartholomew mexidankus January 6, 2019

Paint the Flamingos

To projectile vomit on the person sitting across from you.

Oii, check out Tim. He's so smashed that he's guna paint the Flamingos

by YeeWhoMemes November 29, 2019

Paint your own portrait

For a gentleman to attempt to cum in his own face...

Technique - lie on your back with a pillow behind your head. With a rolling motion bring your knees as far back towards your head as possible (you may hold your legs with your free arm) Point and shoot...

Good luck and make sure the door is locked

Mike: "I am bored"

Lee: "You could always pop into the other room and try to paint your own portrait?"

Mike: "Good idea - I think I shall..."

by Mickey Rawlins October 1, 2009

Paint Branch High School

A suburban high school located in Burtonsville, Maryland (10-15 minutes outside Washington DC). It is part of the Northeast Consortium with While located in MoCo, it is minutes away from both Howard and Prince George's Counties. Paint Branch is a mix of a variety of races, with no true majority ethnic group. There's everything from hicks to thugs at Paint Branch, and everyone somehow coexists. While it's not the nicest or richest school in MoCo, it's by far the most well rounded.

Paint Branch High School is way better to go to than Springbrook or Blake.

by 08 Panther December 16, 2008

paint the town red

To go to various different parties in different parts of town, or basically party all night long.

The expression "paint the town red" has NOTHING to do with a girl on her period leaving spots of blood all over the town. (Where do people get this shit?)

Guy 1: "I'm bored as hell. I heard Jake invited a bunch of hot chicks to his party tonight?"
Guy 2: "Yeah. Let's go paint the town red, man."

by PaintTheTownRed? July 13, 2010

Paint the Pole

When a chick puts on bank amounts of lip stick so you can see how far your dick went into her mouth.

Dude, that chick painted my pole.

by Blake February 26, 2004