Pum

A mixture of piss and cum, usually after the act of masturbation

This applies to males only really.

Johnny pissed out pum because he urinated shortly after ejaculation.

by Coonpuff October 21, 2016

Scrat pum

When somebody is just being a dick head

Dylan is being an absolute scrat pum

by Tinytodger84 November 12, 2018

Pum

A pooey bumhole

A poo bum
Used to describe someone who is being annoying or out of order

(Plural pums/pummy/pumhole)

Bartholomew you are being such a pum today

by Kaka klem December 31, 2020

PUMS

PUMS Stands for someone "A girl usually" Who is both "Pissed Up" and a "Massive Slag".

"Pissed up" being used to describe the fact she he actually Hot, and usually smashed on Lambrini.

and

"Massive Slag" being used to tell you mates how she is a slag, just because you, in reality, dont have a chance, or that she likes cock, and this is pubic knowledge.

It enables you to CODE that someone is Pissed Up Massive Slag.

Alex: OMGWTFBBQ check her out ('points')

Matt: PUMS all day long..

Alex: Big MS, seen her on JBG a few times.

by GP2010 June 2, 2010

Pums

Full name for pamo university of medical sciences,
A new word used to describe stress and frustration , cause of many mental conditions, may look attractive from afar until you really get close , no one cause of depression since it's first use in 2017

I am in a very distressed and pums state

I didn't remember cause I was pums

by oWhOKs April 17, 2021

Dum-Pum

The act of thrusting a DUMDUM lollypop into a pussy. (I think it works with cats too.)

OMG! Last night my BF gave me a Dum-Pum! It was so great!

by DarkestTrack27 November 7, 2016

Pums

The individual hairs in an eye brow.

she plucked out the pums that we’re out of place.

by Collins205 October 11, 2017