Fecal Portal

Alternate name for one's butthole or anus.

I had some dark matter come out of my fecal portal the other night.

by Meguymandudeboy January 27, 2017

erotic portal

A slang term for the anal region, popularly used in hardware stores.
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"Fuck around and I'll stomp your erotic portal out!"

by Old Man Memory March 11, 2021

portal key

A virtual item used in the augmented reality game Ingress used to make links, fields and remote recharge portals.

Did you know that recycling a portal key will give you 500 Xm?

by Benbe April 18, 2016

portal juice

portal juice is a fluid or gel found in advanced scifi interdimensional portal technology, mostly because it looks cool. portal juice is usually blue, green, or purple and has some sort of glowy or floaty properties.
related to contrivium, unobtainium, and magic.

"if only I had packed more portal juice, I would have been able to escape from this four-dimensional cosmic static worm!"

by anpotato October 16, 2020

the portal

A website with the worst Interface imaginable made over 20 years ago by someone who didn't know what they were doing. despite this, schools, bureaucratic institutions, and some of the smartest organizations in the world use portals on a daily basis to gatekeep the most important information and documents of your entire life.

see also: Kafkaesque

Log on to the portal to submit your request for approval.
You can apply for financial aid through the portal
Before you can graduate, you must submit an 'intent to graduate form', which can be found on the portal.

by mrlegoboy July 11, 2023

Wake Portal

During a game of Dungeons and Dragons, the male players circle round their DM, in turn feeding the DM their semen. Once everyone has ‘finished’ and the DM’s mouth is full, the player with the highest strength roll bonks them on the head, knocking them out, sending them to another ‘plane’.

“Our DM forgot to tell us about a door that was vital to the quest, so we circle jerked and sent him through the ‘Wake Portal’”

by FistiGuffs November 23, 2023

Demon Portal

Vagina.

You don't want to know the kinds of things that have gone in and out of that girl's demon portal.

by anonononmys December 9, 2008