pissed

1. to be very drunk
2. to be very angry

1. man, i was pissed outta my mind last night
2. im pissed like urine, he stole my fish!

by Andrew April 30, 2005

Pissed Entry

A definition added to urban dictionary under the influence of alchohol/drugs which seems to the contributor to be witty, but on sober reflection is worthless.

"Made a pissed entry on Urban Dictionary last night, Let's hope the editors were pissed too!"

by Bloomfield13 October 15, 2008

Wiener pissed

When the dick is not what you expected , and you leave disappointed

Sally had a horrible tinder date, she left the evening wiener pissed

by Weinerwatersoup March 15, 2021

oy! im pissed

if you hear this im really sorry for you because that means enemy neon is going full gay mode and she will probably ace. if its overtime in your uprank game then your probably even more fucked because you will lose the game and delete it because you are hardstuck bronze for 1 year and cant get out because of neon #nerfneon

oy! im pi... (she got killed and you upranked)
oy! im pissed... ace (unlucky)

by timtiminsky October 21, 2022

Pissed Clean Off

A state of mind in which the person that is pissed...is so pissed that he or she will grab the nearest projectile weapon, grenade, fuck stick, trident, pipe bomb, or a mexican for hire; and use them ezact revenge on the perpatrator.

My friend meeker got pissed clean off once....and now look at 9-11.

by Lindsey Rowles and Luke Stiner May 13, 2005

Pissed off Potter

A pissed off potter is when you get a wand and wipe it on your ass to get shit on it. Then you go up to someone you dont like and put the harry potter scar on their forehead. After realizing what has happen, they become pissed off making them a pissed off potter.

Michael pissed me off today, so I got him back by making him a pissed off potter.

by Coby Sovel December 19, 2008

pissed off

When people push you and push you and push you and even when it's becoming obvious you're not enjoying what they're doing they fucking persist.

I'm really getting fucking pissed off at you mother fuckers.

by digitaldevil December 28, 2004