prize plum

Idiot, moron, jackass. Used when someone's done something REALLY stupid.

You actually paid for an Ashley Madison account? You prize plum. It's full of spam bots. You'd probably have better luck on FetLife, and it's free.

by satisunshinegal September 03, 2015

Sugar plum

Term like honey , just used as a pet name or can be used in an a sarcastic way in an argument

1) Love you sugar plum

2) Sure sugar plum that's definitely true

by Paganqueen115 December 14, 2019

brass plum

a clothing brand at Nordstroms.

That's such a cute shirt! Is it Brass Plum?

by Coach Girl April 02, 2007

Plum Smuggler

Male speedo swimsuit. Also see Banana Hammock. The term draws on a comparison of a plum to a scrotum. Because the speedo tames the nut sack in such a way that it is not visible, It is refered to as smuggling. Hence ... Plum Smuggler.

I hope Vito wears a Plum Smuggler to the beach today? He's so hot!

by Tad Turdlike February 10, 2006

Plums Out

An expression of joy. As in I was so overjoyed by the fact, I got my plums (testicles) out.

"Sir you just won first place in the pie eating competition"

"Plums out!"

by Chris Kimber June 06, 2006

Fuzzy-Plums

Name for a man who has no right to be in the position he is in (oftentimes equal-to or above you), as he usually fucks up the most menial of tasks.

Guy 1: "Hey did you hear Bob got promoted again?"
Guy 2: "What?!? That Fuzzy-Plums doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground!"

by WhiteFish February 05, 2014

plum foolery

To partake in foolishness or causing mischief.

I've had just about enough of this plum foolery!

*as opposed to the more commonly used tom foolery.

by Jason Harris December 12, 2007