plop water

Whilst taking a dump, the force of the turd splashes the water which then gets water all over your ass. That water is "plop water"

So I was taking a dump, real big one, and I got the worst plop water

by PlopWater the IV November 6, 2009

Plop Off

A rule in water polo. The referee plops the ball into the water when a foul has been committed between players of the opposing teams, but it is unclear which player is guilty. A plop off is carried out to fairly restore normal play.

Oh man both players went at each other there - we need a PLOP OFF!

by remesas March 17, 2011

Plop Spray

When toilet water splashes up onto your ass when your taking a dump.

John's heavy load caused a tidal eruption with plop spray

Sara's heavy dumps always force a high volume of plop spray

by DKDN June 7, 2009

plop-on-deck

1. A screw up
2. A person who deserves to be flushed down a toilet.

1. This whole idea was a friggin' plop-on-deck
2. I'ma flush that plop-on-deck down where he belongs.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

plop and drop

A sex act where someone plop a penis out of their pants and drops it into the other persons mouth, vagina or anus

Tim: what did you do with stacy last night
John: I did a plop and drop
Tim: where did yo drop it in?
John: her mouth then her vagina

by K3V0Ń May 7, 2018

Plop in a pool

The act of squatting over a swimming pool and releasing faecal matter into the chlorinated water.

Jimmy: I went to Disneyland saturday!
Timmy: Well I had a plop in a pool! hah!

by Parping Prick September 22, 2008

Plop up

A pop up that annoys the hell out of everyone, more so than a normal pop up as it says 'this page can not be displyed'.

"god dammit!!! another plop up!!!!

by Roobarb January 12, 2007