poo palace

A temple of ass. A tabernackle of toosh. A place where ass flows like the Salmon of Capistrano.

We was headed to the poo palace for my boys bachlor party.
After work I was headed to take my throne as king of the poo palace.

by Alfonso Montemayor July 24, 2006

affleck's palace

a shop in Manchester selling 'alternative' items on different stalls, this includes but isn't limited to posters, music, clothing and condoms(!)

Person 1: Hey do ya wanna go to Affleck's palace this weekend? There's a skirt I've been eyeing up.
Person 2: Sure! Sounds cool!

by queenorivers January 18, 2006

corn palace

(n). A seedy asian massage parlor which gives full body massages. In particular, this includes a massage of the anus and is often administered using only the tongue.

That bitch's breath stinks; I think she works at a corn palace.

by tdude June 23, 2007

drywall palace

A poorly-designed, multi-gabled oversized house featuring shoddy construction with toxic Chinese-manufactured drywall; sometimes called a McMansion.

Dick: "What's that awful smell?"
Jane: "It's the off-gassing from the neighbor's new drywall palace. The suburb's are going to hell; let's move back into town."

by Tilleroon March 23, 2010

Pussy Palace

The home of a Sex goddess. Her name is Julie, and she exudes sex. A pussy palace is welcoming harem stocked with coffee and flat bread pizza. Julie sleeps naked, walks around topless throughout the day, has a box of sex toys under her bed, and fucks you in librarian glasses while dressed like a young naughty school girl. She rubs sex oils on her chest when she comes in the room to do you, she cums multiple times and fucks you at least twice a day. A requirement to have a pussy palace is the ability to do splits during sex. Julie can do this and take your load with her to yoga directly following intercourse.

I need to get me a girl that runs a pussy palace

by Matt frat January 16, 2020

poop palace

noun: A cat's litter box

Cheeva loves her poop palace.

by beanz069 August 21, 2009

Joke Palace

The opulent, grand, and otherwise immense residence of one or more Joke Lords.

Both Joke Chairs spend their days in the Joke Palace, concocting schemes and casting jokes on the peasants outside.

by Joke Lord December 24, 2010