microsoft paint

A paint tool program you use when you need pictures to go along with your Roblox fanfiction
"Why are you looking up the definition of Microsoft Paint on Urban Dictionary."
by Galactic_Pyro April 19, 2018
mugGet the microsoft paintmug.

painting the toilet

shitting in the toilet, with a masterpiece, painting the toilet
Nick H. is painting the toilet because of some taco bell
by masterpiece maker2 November 21, 2013
mugGet the painting the toiletmug.

paint it black

song by the rolling stones during the vietnam era, it rocks
ever heard paint it black, if you have, YOU RULE!
by M6D September 1, 2004
mugGet the paint it blackmug.

paint peeler

A type of bowel movement that is so odious that the fumes strip paint off of the bathroom wall.
"If youre thinking about re-painting your bathroom, let Joe take a paint peeler in there to help get the old color off first."
by chauncey July 27, 2004
mugGet the paint peelermug.

paint can

1. can which contains paint
2. slaps stupid ppl
that paint can is gonna slap ya fuckin face
by Dong Woo September 3, 2005
mugGet the paint canmug.

paint the fence

When a girl licks your cock up and down, making it look like she is painting a fence with her tongue.
Before Tara started suckin my cock I had her paint the fence to get it hard.
by OptimusFunkPhd December 4, 2010
mugGet the paint the fencemug.

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