ohio 

crappy highway roads, consists of corn/soyfields, i suggest either avoiding it, or just driving through as quickly as possible

We have to go through Ohio?...shit

ohio by Teh Awesome July 19, 2004

ohio 

flat as hell and god awful west of Columbus; bad drivers

The guy from Ohio tried to run me off the road.

ohio by 0000 October 16, 2003

Ohio 

Home of the number one rated amusement park in the entire world, Cedar Point. Also home to the disgusting Buckeyes team that pays its college athletes to compete and then tries to hide when it gets in trouble. Ohio does have some hot, farm bred girls though. Cheers to Ohio.

"I met a chick from Ohio at Cedar Point and she gave me a hummer on the Gemini."

Ohio by hexum January 19, 2005

Ohio 

Diverse state by Michigan and Indiana where one minute you're in ghetto Cleveland where everybody is unique and the next in a rich suburb where every single girl looks and dresses the same. Has a lot of small towns and big cities even though it's pretty small. Airplanes were invented here, so without us, 9-11 would have never happened. Neither would've Halle Berry. Sad but true.

Kid: What's Ohio?

Adult: Puny state by Lake Erie with a decent college football team.

Ohio by Pringlexeater December 30, 2009

Ohio 

A cornball of a state that will never be capable of making up it's mind about it's weather or it's political views. Every one of their sports teams are garbage and other than Katt Williams (and look at him now) no celebrity from that state are even relevant. Retarded grasp of politics voting democrat one term then republic the next and so on.
In conclusion Ohio is a push-over state with decent heritage and qualities

Dude A: YO you heard? The Cavaliers loss to the Magics the MAGICS, man!

Dude B: Man I know, Ohio weak as shit now.

Ohio by Danny Mattherson February 12, 2014

Ohio 

The best state in America. Most people say it's just farms and corn, but I don't give a shit about what they say. It's the exact opposite. There's so much to discover in the wonderful state of Ohio!
Here you can find:
The first traffic light
Cedar Point & King's Island
Many sports teams
Air force museum
The craziest weather
Pro Football HOF
Rock&Roll HOF
..and much, much more!

Person 1: Hey bro have you been to Ohio?
Person 2: No, why would I? It's just corn.
Person 1: You don't know what you're missing out on.

Ohio by TSwany September 3, 2017

Ohio 

The only state where you can wear pajamas anytime, anywhere.

Girl 1: Omg why is that guy in a onesie?!
Girl 2: he must be from Ohio.

Ohio by I like avocados November 16, 2019