Ohio

Diverse state by Michigan and Indiana where one minute you're in ghetto Cleveland where everybody is unique and the next in a rich suburb where every single girl looks and dresses the same. Has a lot of small towns and big cities even though it's pretty small. Airplanes were invented here, so without us, 9-11 would have never happened. Neither would've Halle Berry. Sad but true.
Kid: What's Ohio?

Adult: Puny state by Lake Erie with a decent college football team.
by Pringlexeater December 30, 2009
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