Virginia Tech

The school to attend if you enjoy providing various pleasures to underage girls living near you.

Guy 1: Hey, remember that Marcus Vick guy?
Guy 2: Ohh yeah, the one who hung out with 14 year old girls while he was in college?
Guy 1: Yeah, he was cool.

by Hexum March 01, 2005

Ohio

Home of the number one rated amusement park in the entire world, Cedar Point. Also home to the disgusting Buckeyes team that pays its college athletes to compete and then tries to hide when it gets in trouble. Ohio does have some hot, farm bred girls though. Cheers to Ohio.

"I met a chick from Ohio at Cedar Point and she gave me a hummer on the Gemini."

by hexum January 19, 2005

Florida State University

A former all girls school that made the transition to a coed university in order to obtain better nationl status. Their football program is owned by the University of Miami due to the Hurricanes owning FSU almost every time they meet on the field.

"Hey, remember the last time Florida State beat Miami in football?"
"Nope!"
"Me either."

by hexum January 19, 2005

University of Florida

The other school currently trying to obtain the national status of The University of Miami. Florida and Florida State both equally suck at football and always manage to lose to the best school in the nation, Miami.

"Dude, did you hear that Miami offered to give Florida a 21 point cushion for this years game?"

by hexum January 19, 2005

JJ Redick

An asshole who's only basketball talent is shooting the three pointer. He is easily compared to the likes of Mark Price and Rex Chapman.

"Look at JJ Redick. He has 'DICK' in his last name, AND he sucks at basketball."

by hexum January 19, 2005

Mustache ride

When a woman sits on the face of a man whilst he orally pleases her.

Mick: Seriously grandma do I have to give you another mustache ride?
Micks's Grandma: Yes.

by Hexum March 01, 2005

bowling green

A kick ass party school located in Northwest Ohio. Home of the Falcons, BGSU has recently become a good football program. Plus, they have lots of hot chicks, but make sure you wear a rubber.

"I got laid in BG last night."
"Who didn't?!"

by hexum January 19, 2005