hexum's definitions

Florida State University

A former all girls school that made the transition to a coed university in order to obtain better nationl status. Their football program is owned by the University of Miami due to the Hurricanes owning FSU almost every time they meet on the field.

"Hey, remember the last time Florida State beat Miami in football?"
"Nope!"
"Me either."

by hexum January 19, 2005

University of Florida

The other school currently trying to obtain the national status of The University of Miami. Florida and Florida State both equally suck at football and always manage to lose to the best school in the nation, Miami.

"Dude, did you hear that Miami offered to give Florida a 21 point cushion for this years game?"

by hexum January 19, 2005

Kentucky Derby

An amazing party that consists of horse racing, gambling, beer drinking, and tit showing. One of the best parties in the country.

"Damn man, I won $500 at the Kentucky Derby this year and saw at least 80 sets of tits!"

by hexum August 1, 2005

Ohio

Home of the number one rated amusement park in the entire world, Cedar Point. Also home to the disgusting Buckeyes team that pays its college athletes to compete and then tries to hide when it gets in trouble. Ohio does have some hot, farm bred girls though. Cheers to Ohio.

"I met a chick from Ohio at Cedar Point and she gave me a hummer on the Gemini."

by hexum January 19, 2005

JJ Redick

An asshole who's only basketball talent is shooting the three pointer. He is easily compared to the likes of Mark Price and Rex Chapman.

"Look at JJ Redick. He has 'DICK' in his last name, AND he sucks at basketball."

by hexum January 19, 2005

bowling green

A kick ass party school located in Northwest Ohio. Home of the Falcons, BGSU has recently become a good football program. Plus, they have lots of hot chicks, but make sure you wear a rubber.

"I got laid in BG last night."
"Who didn't?!"

by hexum January 19, 2005

JJ Redick

An untalented guard on the Duke basketball team that can only shoot 3 pointers. He fails miserably when driving and tends to fall down after nearly every shot he takes.

Guy 1: You know who is really good at basketball?
Guy 2: Well it's not JJ Redick.

by Hexum March 1, 2005