Offensive

The act of attacking & destroying an enemy's self esteem; utilizing unconventional remarks, stirring the enemy's emotions making them unable to network an insult measuring to your ego. If done correctly, the enemy will leave in anger to cry or to write about it in their diary, resulting in a successful response: rage quitting.

Bitch "Hey hun, I'm home!"

COD husband "Stfu bitch, hurry and make me a sandwich."

Bitch "That's offensive." *leaves for the kitchen*

by Narphins December 24, 2010

JoJo Offerman

A pretty girl who was probably the youngest to be signed to WWE. She was on a reality show called Total Divas, which showed the lives of the women wrestlers. But she failed as a wrestler and was not on the next season of Total Divas. She currently is a ring announcer and an interviewer in the WWE, since she clearly cant wrestle just like Eva Marie!

Fan 1: Hey look Total Divas is on!
Fan 2 : Im not going to watch this wannabe girl try to become a wrestler who is JoJo Offerman anyway? She sucks just like Eva Marie.

by Wrasslinfan771 July 30, 2016

no offense

What you say to someone when you purposefully and obviously mean something you said in an insulting way.

You are a niggerdouchefaggot bitch homo gayfuck bitch! no offense and you're retarded

by biathczsssww February 14, 2012

offense on purpose

A phrase used when the opposite meaning of "no offense" is desired. Often used in conjunction when making a point.

Lady: "This twelve-year-old just called me 'kitty'. I'm not sure if I should be flattered :P"
Lady's Friend: "Sounds like he is some sort of reverse pedophile. Offense on purpose."

by willbchou January 2, 2012

Offemsive

1. When something is or will inevitably be considered offensive to feminist ideals, regardless of merit.

"Don't tell Mary about that sex scene where the man was on top the whole time. She'll think it's offemsive."

by oberservergal June 4, 2014

Offer it up

To offer it up is to test fit something before permanently securing it in place.

A Mechanic was building a set of Exhaust Headers and he had to offer up to the Engine a couple of times to make it fit.
While cutting a Rafter for a Roof a Carpenter had to offer it up a few times to make it fit correctly.

by G666 August 9, 2018

offense

What your local sports team sucks at.

Dude, I can't believe the Cardinals threw another interception. Their offense sucks ass.

by alcifer December 10, 2019