Oyster-shame

When you exert shame on a friend, loved-one, or colleague for consuming too many oysters.

typically an act performed by an out-of-date misogynic male with no respect for a woman's love of shellfish.

A: Julia, how many oysters did you eat?
B: Don't oyster-shame her, let her do what she wants.

by daveyutah June 6, 2018

Dangling Oyster

Noun. A low hanging clitoris visible when one is standing naked.

I knew Nicole was a slut when I was able to flick her dangling oyster from across the room.

by K33n August 8, 2014

mexican oyster

When a girl swallows a cum shot and it's chased by a lime

Bruh I didn't know my girl was allergic to limes until I surprised her with a Mexican oyster

by JKScandal April 1, 2015

noisy oyster

The female genitalia, expelling air after intense oral sex during orgssm, making a sqeaking or queefing sound.

I went down on her so good and so long that I made that noisy oyster sing!

by Cleveland Cody August 5, 2016

Warm Oyster

That glob is viscousy sperm that oozes out of her pussy and sticks to her panty gusset. A warm oyster usually makes its unexpected appearance several hours after sex and at the most inopportune time.

I was sitting in my job interview today and had a warm oyster. I think the recruiter thought I was shitting my pants cause I was squirming.

My panties are so wet from the warm oyster that just leaked out of me.

by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018

nose oyster

a glob of mucus.
see snot rocket.

"just gulped a nose oyster in class today"

by marblecakealsothegame13 April 25, 2020

Goshen Oyster

A particularly mucus filled mass of chewing tobacco spit.

Goshen Oyster derives its name from Goshen (a town noted for high rates of white trash users of mouth tobacco) and the appearance of dark black spit produced from said tobacco mixed with thick mucus (or "lung butter") which is then spat onto the ground and resembles a cooked oyster.

I stepped in a Goshen Oyster while walking from my trailer to the Speedway for some Keystone.

by Joyfulsquelch October 23, 2020