Fauci Ouchie

When you get smacked right in the dick.

I haven’t recovered from that Fauci Ouchie that Jim inflicted on me. I have to wear special protection now.

by upsidedownOKsign July 31, 2021

Ouchkabibble

A clever phrase used when a scathing comment or roast hits too close to home. Also used as a sarcastic response to someone who needs to stop complaining and get over their shit.

Derik says to a group "I hope y'all fall into a giant pot full of gay."

Kofi replies, "Why? Are you cooking one up?"

Derik replies, "Ouchkabibble"

by Joboi December 24, 2018

Ouchy

An erect penis not getting any action; synonym: blue balls

Kim: Are you okay? Why are you standing there like that?

Ewing: I just have this big Ouchy right now, and now one is going to help me fix it.

by Anonymus Buttones April 25, 2009

Fauci ouchie

Urban nomenclature for the COVID-19 vaccine, particular the Pfizer and Moderna variants.

“Hey, you have any clue when the government is gonna make my Fauci Ouchie available?”
“Idk man, but my at-risk grandma got hers and is thriving.”

by is_that_a_cat? January 25, 2021

Fauchi Ouchie

When your buddy falls asleep early at the all boys sleepover and you alllllllll rub your balls down his shins. Then when he wakes up, hit him in the nose.

Someone grab an ice pack Dave's nose is bleeding from his Fauchi Ouchie!

by Sip sip sip January 31, 2021

ouchie on the couchie

Fucking or fingering a girl's vagina, causing her massive pain
Usually done on a couch (couchie)

I will give her ouchie on the couchie so she better back that thang up. She's a fine mutha fucker! Her vagina is nice and juicy.

by Ya Know July 29, 2003

Ouchie Mama

An exaggerated pain caused by yo' mama

When you poked me with that chainsaw I said,"Ouchie Mama!"

by OuchieMama January 30, 2009