portuguese omlette

Scrambled eggs (not yet cooked) Poured into the donor's rectum. Mixture is then released into a pan and ingredients are formed and cooked into an omlette. Garnish with a sprig of cilantro.

I had the best portuguese omlette the this morning. It had corn, lettuce, peanuts, and a hint if lime.

by Money Baby August 3, 2006

Spanish Omlet

During oral sex, deep throat the girl so much that she gags on your cock and throws up on it. Then have anal sex with the vomit still on your dick and you have made a spanish omlet

The bitch asked for breakfast in bed so i gave her a spanish omlet.

by DLams June 18, 2007

omlet

slang, to let

I wuz gon' pop a cap in yo ass but omlet you off this time biatch.

by scott April 29, 2003

Havana omlette

when you have held in shit so long when you finally release it, it ejects out of your ass so fast it turns into a shit omlette.

Brock had not shat in many days so when he finally did a havana omlette ripped out of his asshole and exploded into the seat.

by speedoboy & elm street August 4, 2008

omlette

the ultimate state of living, being cohesively like an omlette

stalin said:
you can't make an omlette without breaking a few eggs

lil wayne said:
i'm one egg short of the omlette

by JJbaker June 29, 2009

omlfj

Omlfj stands for oh my lord fucking jesus

If someone does something crazy, says something crazy, or something crazy happens you can say omlfj

by Izzy.Martinez June 26, 2019

Omlhmoms

Oh My Lord Have Mercy On My Soul

Guy 1: Dude the moon landing was fake
Guy 2: omlhmoms are you deadass bro

by C0keAdd!ct December 30, 2021