Nutsack

Something that is even more nuts than nuts, its Nutsack.

When something is so crazy it can no longer be considered nuts, it has to be nutsack. Add the word fucking for more emphasis.

You: Did you see that plane just blow-up
Friend: Yeah dude shit was nuts.
You: No man if was Fucking NUTSACK.

by IIDeltronZeroII August 14, 2010

nutsack johnson

1. A term given to an unsuccessful explorer who manages to discover nothing of importance during his/her career

2. An unemployed immigrant that sells refurbished laptops in order to support a costly drug habit.

1. David became the first nutsack johnson in his fleet after returning home empty handed from his Arctic expedition.

2. That nutsack johnson is going to single handedly ruin our reputation for selling quality refurbished laptops.

by zonelad August 6, 2010

nutcracker suite

A guy's home or apartment after the woman in his life has oppressively decorated and furnished the entire place in her own girly style, effectively emasculating him.

Dude, what's up with the pink curtains and teddy bears?
Aw, my wife turned the whole place into a nutcracker suite.

by Linguistic February 16, 2012

korean nutsack

when one scrunches ones face so that their chin resembles a nutsack

Hey bro, youre grilling the camera too hard look at that korean nutsack

by stellasdive March 28, 2012

Nutsack Navigator

1)One who navigates the high seas of dudes in search of the elusive nutsack.

2)A homo who spends his whole time at a party trying to score some nutsack

1)Dave is such a nutsack navigator. At the party last nite all he was doing was hitting on as many guys as he could cuz he was trying to score some nutsack.

2)Stop staring at me you nutsack navigator. The gay parade is that way(points in direction away from him).

by Ryan E December 31, 2007

nutcracker esophagus

It's when you suck a lot of dick and it leads to high amplitude peristaltic contractions of the esophagus which can result in difficulty swallowing or intermittent discomfort. Basically, you cracked some nuts and now your throat hurts.

My friend Charley got nutcracker esophagus from a black dude with a big cock.

by 1203921039 October 22, 2010

nutseeker

Any small dog that continually insists on jumping in your lap and landing on your nads.

After that little nutseeker smashed my sack for the thirtieth time, I had no choice but to practice my golf swing with it. Now my golf game is vastly improved, and my sack is left alone.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004