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noobafied

When a rookie (usually in a virtual game) defeats an experienced player.
Dude you got noobafied
by Dare Lorenzo December 13, 2007
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noobcake

From new (with b as in freebie). + (keyk) = "noobcake"

~Noun

--breaking down the definitions--

NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.

CAKE: a sweet, baked, breadlike food, made with or without shortening, and usually containing flour, sugar, baking powder or soda, eggs, and liquid flavoring.

EXPLAINATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobcake" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "cake" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness".
GENERAL USE:

"Damn, that guy is a real noobcake."

SPECIFIC USE:

"Jonathan is the biggest noobcake I have ever met."
by Infandus December 15, 2008
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noob safari

a term refering to there being a bunch of noobs in one given location.

Or, an insult (with very little supporting evidence) suggesting that if you were on safari, you would shoot that person.

Coined by "Smiley". It was originally a Halo game where one team of greater skill would ride in Warthogs and assault the noobs on ground who only carried pistols.
Porthos: Dude, this place is a noob safari.

Smiley: Dude, stop being such a noob safari.
by Craigward January 27, 2007
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lol noob xd

Lol noob XD is a remark of laughter, at a inexperienced person.
For example,

First person: oh man , this played just destroyed me in MINECRAFT...
Second person: lol noob XD
by lol noob XD February 12, 2017
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Noobalator

(Adj)

1.) Someone who portrays the essence of a Noob.
"Danny is such a fucking Noobalator, he has no idea of whats going on!"
by Lagrungie07 October 2, 2007
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Noobasarus Rex

A new player in a video game.Lack of skills.Short playtime.No knowlegde of controls.
"You should've never let him played.He never played before.He's a noobasarus rex"
by Mac1598 March 25, 2009
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Noob Disposal Unit

An elite group highly trained personell specifically recruited for anti-noob operations. Originally a small english based task force, the NDU has spread into Ireland, taken over by small local branches. Whilst numbers are kept highly confidential, we believe there is between 10 and 15 active members at any one time.
Damn, we just got pwned by the Noob Disposal Unit.
by the men who stare at goats January 11, 2011
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