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Noodle My Poodle

When you are doing unholy acts . When you use a doggy prostitution. They wrap there man part in noodles and go up the poo hole
Jenny brought back Chinese last night and I though I should Noodle My Poodle. She loved it
by ISureLoveNoodles June 19, 2018
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NoodleBomber

Means a DJ who has an extraordinary talent and skill.
"NoodleBomber makes the crowd shake every time he performs!"
by NoodleBomber October 27, 2018
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noodle muncher

a term used for a person of asian decent
kevin nguyen: man i love being asian

alvin mathew: ur a noodle muncher kevin
by muncheractivities November 24, 2021
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chunky noodle

1. a type of soup created by campbells

2. a fat mans penis.
1. mmmm this is some good chunky noodle

2. mmmm this is some good chunky noodle
by lord salmon September 3, 2005
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Cougar Noodler

Noodler of cougars, bangs MILFS, hits old trim.

One who has sexual intercourse with older, attractive women.
I know you fucked my mom you damn cougar noodler!
by I Like Turtles 2 February 27, 2010
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Urban Noodle

Urban noodling is fearlessly sticking ones hand (and possibly entire arm) into a crevice of some type in an urban environment. This urban sport is a modification of "Catfish Noodling", where one attempts to handfish for catfish that are hiding in cracks and crevices along the bank of a river.
Hope a rat doesn't chew my finger off, because I'm about to urban noodle this crack in the wall!
by wallyTour February 3, 2010
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mad noodley

leaving a females legs feeling like wet noodles after sex. female gets out of bed after sex and her legs will not support her
i fucked this girl so good last night she was "mad noodley".

she was so "noodley" that she couldnt make it to the kitchen to make me a sandwich!!!!
by Salty protien May 2, 2011
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