callum ness

erection gained when another male strokes your leg

tom gave me a callum ness

by Azzer123loooooooool February 28, 2009

P-Ness

P-Ness is the newest word for all forms of conversation, from (1) Boredom (2) Excitment (3) Adult Conversation.

(1)
A: I am soooooooooo bored
B:P-ness
A:.....
A:WTF DOES THAT MEAN

(2)
A:Hey man I just won the loto
B:total P-Ness man
A:What?
B:Thats what she said
A:.... um .. what?
B:P-NESS
A:...right

(3)
A:Hey sexy
B:Check out my P-ness
A:FUCK DUDE WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN, ok in example number 1 and 2 you said that, WTF does it mean?
B:It sounds like penis
A:o
A:Sweeeet

by Skiddles September 9, 2008

van ness

The definition of "white trash". Usually going around yellin mud cricket.

Hey van ness you see that mud cricket?

by Jimmyman5 May 28, 2016

Ness mains

Fatherless motherfuckers with no skill at smash at all.

John: Dude i came across a fatherless ness main online and he spammed pk fire

Jake:Fuck ness mains they have no skill all they do is spam pk fire

John:Yeah

by Ganonndorf October 9, 2021

Doily-ness

To be like the doily in essence, culture and manner. This adjective also describes the person in question's physical attributes.

Person: Oh, that girl is full of such wonderful doily-ness

by Said Person August 31, 2007

toolish-ness

An act of extreme toolitude.
Can be performed by a professional tool, or by someone who is not really a tool. Basically, anyone can perform and act of toolish-ness

Dude, last night, i was pwning on Halo 3, but then some major DB cubed pulled an act of extreme toolish-ness, and ended my killing spree.

by Master McHam October 10, 2007

whacko-ness

unusual; bizarre behavior.

He acted like an idiot, it was sheer whacko-ness

by Gustavo_Antonio_Gomes April 7, 2008