cluster-comment

To inform (via message) a large group of people on social networking sites (ie myspace or facebook) in an attempt to exclude members who would ordinarily be informed by posting bulletins or announcements.
Monica cluster-commented her myspace friends about her birthday party. She could have just as easily sent out a bulletin, but wanted to be selective about who she told.
by juniper love November 6, 2006
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youtube comments

John - hey, Timmy, did you write those youtube comments the other day?

Timmy - aRe U cAlLinG mE rEtaRdeD?
by JJMapleTree November 9, 2018
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Comment Whore

Someone who comments on every, status update, picture, wall comment etc. on Facebook because the have nothing better to do with their lives... and they think they always know best
My God! look at how many status' Ray has commented on in the last 20 seconds, he really is a comment whore!
by jamie2brooks June 3, 2009
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cluster-comment

(verb)
To mass-message a large number of people using an identical message via the comment, wall, or guestbook section of social networking sites (ie, myspace or friendster), often for the purpose of quickly alerting a large number of people to information such as an event or breaking news story.
Nicole: Hey, did you tell everyone to meet at Shakedown on Saturday?
Carlos: Yeah, i cluster-commented the flyer to everyone on myspace.
by sp00ki October 9, 2006
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picture comments

ones choosing of what to say about a particular picture being viewed
picture comments left:
<i>i like your hair in this picture!
</i>or
<i>you look so ____.
by samiLea November 14, 2007
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Fairy comments

A mean comment that always start with nice words but have a plost twist. Also have many emojis like "โค๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒฟ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒŸ" ( I can't find the fairy emoji lmao) .
" You did it๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒฟ๐ŸŒธ never do it again๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ’

" I'll give you a chair๐ŸŒบ๐Ÿญโ˜€๐Ÿฌ๐ŸŒฑ but make it electric๐Ÿต๐ŸŒˆโœจ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’œ"
Fairy comments are soo funny
by Queen_Lina July 1, 2020
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first comment

A comment in which someone says FIRST!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And then they get replies saying โ€œlol stfuโ€ or โ€œlol that joke is deadโ€
MlgGamer21: FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!
annoyed shithead: lol stfu noob first comments are dead
by Dontfuckwithme21 December 14, 2017
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