MocheeseMa

A woman who performs, or has performed the act of eating cheese out of another woman's asshole

"Cindy, be a MocheeseMa and come eat this cheese out of my asshole, would ya?"

"Sarah Jessica Parker is such a MocheeseMa"

"If you don't google Volapike you're a MocheeseMa"

"Hey Sharon, when you MocheeseMa'd me Thursday, I got such a wetty"

by lancebassfanclub January 3, 2010

motheretaler

The word that comes up when you try to type motherfucker in t9. Can be extremely frustrating, especially during an argument with someone.

Angry Guy: Now listen here you motheretaler. I'm gonna dual you in the app if you come anywhere near my girl again!

... (After message has been sent)
Angry Guy: Fuck! That was like 10 times less intimidating than it should have been.

by derka1 May 3, 2011

Motherism

Those strange things your mother says or does that makes you feel incredibly awkward in a situation. Sometimes just putting on an accent that they do not normally have. This can also include dancing or singing in public

*elevator music comes on*
Mom: Hunny, lets dance!!!
Kid: Mom, please control your Motherisms.

by ebersnew4 July 30, 2011

Mothers Gym Bag Phobia

While driving and a mother asks her son to reach into her her gym bag to retrieve her wallet out of it-the boy gets extreme anxiety. A phobia disorder caused by the proccess he must go through and begins to get nerveous and sweat while digging around her clothes and is grossed out of their minds, because they beleive they will touch a pair of sweaty panty hose in the proccess but they do the task anyway because they are hungry and want to eat fast food.

True story, my son said he watched a movie and the boys were robbing a store and wore pantyhose on their face and one boy says to the other" these panyhose smell weird" and asks the other boy-"where did you get these from?" the other boy answered" out of my moms gym bag" They took them off right away and from now on experience mothers gym bag phobia. I had to laugh at my son so hard because i said why are you acting that way while looking thru my back pack-he said i might touch your pantyhose. I said I dont own or wear any pantyhose! Nevertheless he has the phobia just from watching the movie.

by M.G.B.P. January 7, 2012

motherqueefer

A more polite way of saying "motherfucker", but not as polite as "mofo" or "maryland farmer"
Can be used interchangabily as a verb, noun, adjective or pronoun

"Motherqueefer!"

"Leave my motherqueefing shit alone!"
"Dad, he was so scared, he was squealing like a motherqueefer!"

by Gingko00 January 3, 2013

Mothershithoe

the combination of motherfucker, piece of shit, and hoe

That new girl is such a mothershithoe.

by TwiTNiT January 1, 2015

Mothership

The biggest nugget in a bag of weed

Oh shit man Todd is about to smoke down the mothership!!

by Brodawg420 August 21, 2015