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Moshers

Now the word mosher seem to have become a person who isnt a chav, as all little shit head chavs like to call everyone who isnt a chav a fucking mosher.
A real mosher is someone who goes down into the mosh pits at gigs ect. as this is were the word orinates from. Moshers dont have to wear a certain type of clothes and dont have to listen to a certain type of music. But they are usally into rock/metal and have ultertive life styles clothes and ways of thinking.
Chav1 "Ah look at that group of fucking moshers"
Chav2 "moshers!"
moshers "chavs"
by abi May 13, 2005
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MOSQUEtos

MOSQUEtos are all of the Islamic fools that attend their MOSQUE and have their faith in allah.
Now the Islams want to build a MOSQUE near ground zero of 9/11?!! NO WAY!!! Americans need to get rid of those MOSQUEtos!!! :(
by Timothy Dale Wilson August 30, 2010
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mosher's neck

The painful aching of the neck muscles after moshing, jumping around, headbanging and generally acting stupid at a metal/punk show.
Symptoms are a dull ache, head flopping forwards, and difficulty moving the head from side to side.
Can last anything from a day to a week.
Greg: Dude, what's up with you? Why can't you move your neck?

Jeb: Man, I did some serious...aahhhh...moshing at that show last night. I've got a bad......argh....case of mosher's neck.

Greg: Oh, right.
by Rage And Love July 14, 2007
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moster

A word that means "greater than most"
Maya: "I love you, Ken"
Ken: "I love you moster, Maya"
by kenzhou321 September 26, 2010
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lacy mosley

the incredibly hot and excellent lead singer in the band flylef from temple, texas.
jennifer: what is hot?
jackie: why lacey mosley of course!
jennifer: wow, i never knew that.
by ocfangurl March 17, 2005
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mosher

moshers are some of the most friendlyest people ever, they speak and they mean no harm unless they come across chav scum,
most people think moshers are mainly boys,but hell no.
at gigs they love to be at the front head banging/moshing.
normally baggy clothes and long ish hair.
chav1: haha look at thah mosha like person mate
chav2: he finks hes well cool innit
chav1: lets go scuff him up
CHAVS WALK OVA
chav2: o sh*t its a girl
mosher: wat the fk do u want
chav2: wats wif tha mosh flop on yer ead?
mosher: o wats that on ur neck?
group of moshas (mainly boys): oi pis* off u scum asss chavs leave her alone

chavs scram and moshers walk off
by shelley1234567 January 30, 2008
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mosher

There's actually no real meaning to the word mosher. It is something that chavs made up to describe anyone ages 25- that doesn't follow the mainstream of being a chav. However, as i know what is classed as a mosher, i shall pretend for a while that it does exist. A generalisation of a mosher is to wear black, baggy clothing, worship satan, slit your own wrists and want to kill all chavs. The majority of this is pure bull though. I myself am what people would call a 'mosher'. However, i am currently wearing BLUE 3/4 trousers and a WHITE T-shirt. The only black im wearing is socks and boxers! Wrist slitting really shouldnt be generalised with a specific kind of people... Many, many people do it when they are depressed... Not just kids who want to be cool, many adults who are struggling, even chavs sometimes... So saying its a scummy emo mosher thing to do is pathetic, stupid and altogether false!
The whole satanist thing is crap too.. Just because i like rock music doesn't mean i believe almight lucifer will rise... I'm not a satanist.. I actually believe in God, which is a very rare thing amongst todays youth. I don't let it effect my life though, i still swear, and often do bad things because it is fun or i just don't care...
Many people who say they are moshers also say that they twat the crap out of any chav who walks by, or they can take on a group of 10 chavs... Can they balls! Granted, chavs are soft compared to most of todays society, but that is exactly why they hang around in extremely large groups of 40+. Chavs will only pick a fight with a person on their own or a group of people that are severely outnumbered by the chavs.
I am a member of a large group of alternative friends which consists of 'moshers', emo kids, goths, skaters and rockers. There are about 38 of us altogether, but usually only about 5-15 out at a time. We don't go around randomly hospitalising chavs, because this is stupid. It is stupid because everyone would be sent down for a gang attack, and also, chavs have friends. If you take down one chav, their friends and their friends friends etc. will come looking for you. It is dangerous to fight chavs, not short term but long term. If a group of chavs (group, no single chavs have the guts to) try to start a fight with me or me and friends, I/we just ignore them, for we have a higher intellect than chavs. If someone tells you they have taken out 5 chavs, they are lying. Or at least, if they are telling the truth, you won't know them for much longer. REAL moshers only fight back when it is vital. People think that moshers are scary and look like they are out for trouble. This is ironic, however, as it is the chavs that are out looking to start fights with any randomer who walks by. Moshers are actually peace keepers.. Well, peace in violence... They are quite loud :P.
My group of friends generally just tries to stay away from chavs.. We do skateboarding, music playing (many of us play instruments), or listen to music rather loud. We only really listen to loud music when in town centres though, not in housing estates, so we don't really interrupt anyones sleep. If you want someone to have fun with and keep out of fights with and just generally be friends with, then you are looking for a mosher. Sometimes scary on the outside, mostly friendly and sweet on the inside.
Chav: FOCKEN SCUMMY MOSHERS!!!

Mosher: Whatever you say...

Chav: Watch yer focken mouth ya focken mop'ead! I'll get focken Tanton crew on ya if ya give me any more gob, focken goffy boy!

Moshers: ~leave to have fun by themselves, away from the chav~

Chav: FOCKEN DICK'EAD!! SCUMMY MOP'EADS BETTA FOCKEN WATCH YA FOCKEN BACK!! GONNA GET FOCKEN KNIFED!!... Smack'eads...
by PaulTheRocker July 29, 2008
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