modesto

a city in northern california that is about 1 hour east of san fransisco and 1 hour 45 minutes south of sacramento. it is famous for the laci peterson trials, chandra levey trials, and george lucas lived here. it is not too big, only 203,00 people. it has 5 schools:
-beyer
-davis
-johanson
-modesto
-downey
-ceres (not in district but it competes with modesto schools)

2 schools are being built bc of overcrowding
-enoch
-and some other school in salida

most of modesto is overrun by drugs and mexicans. the music scene here i good for the most part. downtown modesto is fun for nightlife but most hoes are known for being on 9th street.

the ppl of modesto use the word "hella" a lot and most, if not all, of modesto is bilangual.

man, modesto is hella ghetto

by motizzle May 8, 2006

Modesto Christian

A Bible based school formed in 1962 in Modesto, CA. A great education, but sadly with a price of dealing with hypocrites throughout the faculty and students.

Modesto Christian is a private school.

by jadedincalifornia May 15, 2009

modest mouse

A mouse who crys at night because it thinks that it is fat.

Minnie mouse is a modest mouse

by Crampas March 9, 2005

math models

A high school level class in which the pupils consist of those on sports teams, the highly apathetic, those who "have one last chance to pass a class before we send your ass to jail," and senior year white kids wishing to recieve grades for napping.

With a loose curriculum focusing on how to write checks and ask for an IRS form, it is a veritable university for the latest insults and obtuse slang.

I was going to eat the weed cookie in math models, but Mookie saw it and took it from me at gun point while the teacher laughed at me and called me a bitch.

by JKelly October 5, 2004

mobeus

mobeus, the <noun>

bo, lowdown with the street, uber masters of electronic dance music.

There is the theory of The Mobeus, a twist in the fabric of space where time becomes a loop - Orbital, from "Green Album", Catalog#: 162 351 001-2

by Martin Mobeus August 17, 2004

Modesto

A town near the bay area and San Francisco.
It has a good nightlife and a very large music scene. It is home to a diverse culture of 300,000 people, although a lot of them are Mexicans.
Everyone here smokes pot, does ecstasy, pops pills, meth, coke, something of the sort.
If you don't you're generally a manga nerd.
It is home to these high schools:
-Davis High School
-Downey High School
-Enochs High School
-Beyer High School
-Johansen High School
-Modesto High School
-Elliott Alternative High School
-Pace Alternative High School

and others that are considered a part of the district:
-Gregory High School (currently being built)
-Ceres High School
-Central Valley

there are also many private and charter schools.
Modesto is famous for murders, famous people being born here, and molestation/gang cases.

We say hella for every other word.
Tagging is becoming a huge part of teenage misconduct.

"Friday night I went to a show in Modesto and hooked up with Kate Kurbstomp. Then I went and smoked out before tagging some bitches' fence hellla bad."

by pseu August 4, 2008

Modest

To lie about being worse at something than you actually are.

John: Hey Phil, did you just do the 100 meter sprint in 10 seconds?
Bill: Yeah, but I'm not very good at sprinting.

The opposite of modest is arrogance. This is being truthful about how good you are.

by lanhj001 June 19, 2008