mitchell wilson

The best brother ever has a big wolly and always gets da chikas but can be annoying and fast as fuck boiii

Girl: I don't know how he did it so fast .

Mitchell Wilson: I'm just fast as fuck boiii

by Owen tallentire April 19, 2018

Mitched

When you misplace everything. Nothing is out of the question. There is nothing too big, too small, expensive or rare that you cannot lose. It's like a less exciting version of where's waldo, except you're looking for your iPhone X, your Tesla, or your $16 bottle of Rosé. If its mitchaking you crazy, don't worry, you're not alone.

Darn, I mitched again. Where did I leave my son?

by Newfonewhodis January 12, 2018

mitchell status

Its a person that has foreskin.

That guy has Mitchell status.

by Berick johnson May 9, 2018

Mitchel moment

Just like a bruh moment , except in line with a Mitchel moment , in other words , when something does anything other than how it’s meant to

Lex- mines diamonds only for them to fall in lava
Anyone around him , yo that’s a Mitchel moment

by Blazed on a kayak August 27, 2019

Mitchell

Mitchell is cursed. Whoever's in the top of his command dies. Colonel Cue, Sergeant Harvey, they're all dead. But whatever happens, he lives. Some say it's just a coincidence and that there's no such thing as a curse, but others beg to differ.

Sergeant Mitchell in the flesh. Or rather, his remains.

by SteamUser24632332 January 3, 2021

Mitchell

NOT GAY. The class clown. Annoying on some fronts.

Kid: omg that guy is so funny
Girl: that mitchell

by Obviousb1tch May 23, 2022

Michael Mitchell

some dumb ass music teacher who thinks he's the shit but he just looks like chicken little fam. if the purge was a thing he'd be first on the list. mothers he's so wet aswell. my guy uses the word "awesome". fucking wet don mate.

'I hate my music teacher'
'ayo.. do you have that Michael Mitchell guy'
'yeah fam imma spark him next time he's in ends'

by dullafell1 June 11, 2020