misted

Democrat spelling of the english word "missed".

Definition: To feel sorrow and joy at the same time, while receiving a lost loved one's government subsidy.

Actual example from the back window of a Cadillac in the Social Security Office parking lot: "R.I.P. Rose,
You will be misted"

by Rev. Calvin McDougle December 28, 2004

Melted Welly

Taken from 'Rogers Profanisaurus'

A poetic term describing a lady's bodily treasure.

'Spatula was powerless to resist. His eyes burnt into hers like mamellated chalcedony. His muscular arms enfolded her body as she felt herself being swept away on a noctilucent cloud of passion. "Am I the first?" whispered Dartanyan. "Sort of," she vouchsafed in return, her voice quivering with unrequited passion. "I've not let the other two have a shot on me melted welly yet."'

by sid Bollock November 13, 2004

Meek Milled

When you unsuccessfully roast somebody, to later be embodied.

Boi 1: Did you hear about ol' boi yesterday who choked in the roast?
Boi 2: Yeah man, he Meek Milled hardcore!

by O.G. Spongebobby Trappants August 16, 2016

Minted

describes something in a good way

this game we are playing is minted

by Sam May 13, 2005

Minted

To be die by a mint, mint flavoured item.

Person A: Did you hear about Tim?

Person B: No, what happened?

Person A: He tried to eat an entire pack of polo's in one and died.

Person B: Ah man, what a minted bitch.

by mintman574 March 19, 2010

melted

When your head is in a complete state of confusion or anger usually caused by another person.

Oh my God, why won't he ring me back?! My head is melted!

by AnnieG September 3, 2005

malted butt balls

the little dried up pieces of crap stuck in your butt hairs

I should of wiped my ass better cause now i got malted butt balls.

by daehtihs (backwards shithead) October 24, 2010