MIDWTF

stands for mother i don't want to fuck, usually used in reference to a friends mother that is just not pretty, older, etc

Jeff: No offense, but that is one MIDWTF

by Hannah V.D. April 12, 2008

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midwxst

An underground male trap/rap artist who makes music with other artists like p4rkr

Guy 1: Bro have the listened to midwxst

Guy 2: Nah who's that
Guy 1: An underground rap artist, he's fire

by Ivyssa January 2, 2021

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American Midol

The act of sitting your wife/girlfriend in front of the hit tv show "American Idol" for an uninterrupted hour of not being bitched at. The cable version of the pms medication, Midol.

Dude i gave my wife some american midol last night and i didn't have to talk or listen to her for an hour, it was better then sex

by Dylan684 August 11, 2010

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Midwest Date

A date centered around a particularly Midwestern activity. Like 'Yote Huntin', deer driving or perhaps a rousing ride in the harvester combine with your significant other.

ex.1
Jane: "oh Norma, the other day me and Bob went and sat in his tree-stand for 7 hours starting at 4am!"
Norma: "I wish I could go on more Midwest date!"

ex.2
Ross: "Did you see how many 'coons me and Jim got the other night!?"
Joel: "Yeah! You should have taken the miss'es with you"

ex.3
Midwestern 8th Grader: "Emma and Jared sittin' in a tree, K I L L I N G!"
A different 8th Grader: "duh it's a Midwest Date!"

by The1dietrich January 18, 2013

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midworst

Term used to describe the mid west. Worst added on to describe boring flat land with no beaches or mountains and terrible weather in the mid western states.

1. "Hopefully I can make the drive through the midworst without falling asleep.

2. "There is only 3 months of summer in the midworst it totally sucks!"

by smashrose April 29, 2014

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