mermaid nutshot

A circumstance or outcome with a very low probability of taking.

Chad: Just snag a green card and chill w/ me bro.
Abraham: That's a fucking mermaid nutshot, Chad.

by bathroomwriter June 30, 2021

Naked Mermaid Stance

Striking a pose while lying down on your side

Check out that hot chick doing the naked mermaid stance!

by MC MilfHunta August 9, 2010

Drowsy Mermaid

When a female lures a male into the shower under the false pretense of having sex and instead ends the relationship.

Hey babe let's take a shower......we need to talk.

I pulled a Drowsy Mermaid on him.

by spanky409 April 10, 2016

The Mermaid

My parents' old van. We called it the Mermaid

The Mermaid is gone now.

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover August 28, 2023

A Mermaid

When a girl gives you a blow job and shes underwater and your legs are in the water

Dude she gave me a blow job while i was fishing. She just went underwater and pulled my pants down and sucked away.

Dude you got a mermaid you lucky bastard

by MMAGuido August 10, 2010

Merhank

The love juice that comes from a womans vagina during orgasm. White secretions developed by stimulating the clit.

He rubbed his forefinger over her clit until Merhank dripped from her vaginal walls.

Dude, you smell like Merhank.

You know what can cure that cold, don't cha, a good dose of some Merhank.

by Poparama February 7, 2007

mermaid

A mystical creature. A mermaid is a young woman of the merfolk (or "merpeople"); from the waist up, she is most likely a beautiful maiden with flowing hair and generous proportions, while from the waist down, she has the tail of a fish or dolphin. Mermaids, along with appearing physically beautiful, are also gifted with beautiful singing voices. Aside from the young women, the other merpeople are rarely shown.

Mermaids are known for falling in love with human men, and many ships and sailors are said to have been dragged under the waves by the watery nymphomaniacs. Others are known to play tricks on seafarers. Still others are known for saving people who are in trouble at sea.

Then there is "the mermaid problem": despite being an enticing woman from the waist up, it is not known how these creatures procreate, which has led many human males to great frustration and many mermaids to great confusion. Still, if you don't think to hard about it, it works out well... especially if merpeople have the ability to assume full human form rather than half-fish, half-human.

"Look out, lad, a mermaid be waiting for you
In mysterious fathoms below"
-Lyrics from the opening of "The Little Mermaid"

by Lorelili November 29, 2006