by Clickclackpat October 16, 2018
Get the Mauricio mug.Maurilio is the man's man. He's always shaved and wears clothes that fit. He thinks that buttoned shirts are not just for special occasions. If you need help, Maurilio is there to save the day. The way to his heart is through food, he's a true foodie. Living spontenously is his way of life. He will swear when he needs to, but will try to control his temper. Most importantly, he will admit his faults and errors, because that is what real men do.
Oh man! My tire popped, let me call Maurilio, he's always willing to lend a hand.
Did you know Maurilio just bought a house and a car in one day? He's so sponteneous!
Did you know Maurilio just bought a house and a car in one day? He's so sponteneous!
by TeacherP October 13, 2020
Get the maurilio mug.Biggest behind anyone has ever seen.
A huge bandonker with every cheek having its own gravitational pull.
Can be used as sofa
A huge bandonker with every cheek having its own gravitational pull.
Can be used as sofa
by Nomame November 23, 2021
Get the Mauro's ass mug.The action on peeing yourself at a bar, then taking home a girl and doing anal on the hood of another persons car.
WOW, last night got out of control quick I totally Maurered this chick at the end of the night on your moms car!
by Dirt Weasel June 28, 2012
Get the Maurered mug.A Beautiful, smart, athletic girl that every man dreams to have. Her way with words he beautiful eyes and smile will make any young man fall in love.
by Hey 😂 July 28, 2015
Get the maurina mug.a tv show (regular:17 cable:04) that constantly features women trying to prove that the man they slept with is the father. This is usually the main layout of a typical
episode
1. Woman says i know -insert name- is the father. I'm -insert outrageous percentage here- sure he's the father
2.The man typically says i am not the father. And starts calling the woman b--ch and s-ut.
3.Woman takes the stage once again, usually commenting that he has a tiny penis like the baby
4.paternity test results are revealed, guy is probably the father.
episode
1. Woman says i know -insert name- is the father. I'm -insert outrageous percentage here- sure he's the father
2.The man typically says i am not the father. And starts calling the woman b--ch and s-ut.
3.Woman takes the stage once again, usually commenting that he has a tiny penis like the baby
4.paternity test results are revealed, guy is probably the father.
See, i've always wondered. you know in summer the ice cream truck is always on the street. if they handed out free condoms, the Maury would fall apart.
by Do you really know what gay means? June 18, 2008
Get the Maury mug.French name given to the most angelical females, it's said that the ones who are named with it have an special attractive.
by Beaumont July 31, 2007
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