masturwaiting

Waiting for everyone in your house to go to sleep to spare having to hear them or them hear you while masturbating.

John: Why the hell are you so tired?
Bill: My brother wouldn't go to sleep, I was masturwaiting until like 2AM for fucks sake.
John: What the fuck is masturwaiting?
Bill: Check urban dictionary fag.

by pseudiddlyeudonymaaaaa August 14, 2010

Masturwait

When a man, usually in a bukkake situation, stimulates his genitals to remain erect, without the intent of reaching orgasm.

I filmed this bukkake video last weekend, and there were 16 guys that came before me, so I had to masturwait for 34 minutes!

by jtothegoods November 23, 2010

Later Masterbater

Used when saying goodbye to your hooker friend that plays with themselves constantly. It is used in place of the phrase "later gator" or "afterwhile crocodile."

Hooker: I'm tired of this conversation. I'm going to bed.

You: You mean you're gonna jerk off and cry yourself to sleep?

Hooker:.......yes.

You: Later masterbater.

by It's Bailey Bitch!!! May 3, 2010

masterwaiting

the act of waiting for your family or roommate to leave the house so that you can masturbate.

axel was masterwaiting all day cuz his roommate wouldn't leave. he didnt get to jerk it once.

by axel123 April 21, 2010

Masterbation

When you put your penis between boobies

Brandon felt amazing when he first had the joy of Masterbation

by B Moss October 2, 2007

masterbating

when you wank huh huh huh

when you softly caress your boner when thinking of or in front of a girl/boy (you fucking gays)until you proceed to "shoot the load"

by sir wankalot May 8, 2003

masturwaiting

The act of masturbating while waiting for a significant other to have sex with.

Alex was masturwaiting for at least 20 minutes before James arrived.

by orlando mun September 20, 2009