Masterbatrix

The art of dodging ones own semen after completion

Masterbatrix
Dude 1: dude i just totally did the masterbatrix
Dude 2: whats that?
Dude 1: where u dodge your own cum
Dude 2: and here i was taking it in the face all these years!

by Penetr84dan8ion July 19, 2017

masterbatriotism

Masterbatriotism is the act of frivolously being outwardly, annoyingly, maliciously, and ignorantly patriotic… having never served the country.

Jim is down at the bar taunting a table of anti-war idiots and he’s laying on the masterbatriotism pretty thick.

by PARTANIOUS August 20, 2023

MasterBaiter

The word Masterbaiter is a joke on the internet for jerking off

Jerry is a Masterbaiter

by UnoriginalName123 December 4, 2016

masterbake

When you smoke weed and masterbate.

"I materbake because is feels better!" -Blake
"Hey bro do you care if I masterbake in your car real quick?"
"I love to masterbake but it's sooooo messy."

by M33RKAT March 6, 2017

Masterbait

other pronounce of the word masturbate. Usually used by master and baiters.

John likes to masterbait, because he is alone.

by ZezinhoMendonça October 27, 2017

masterbanters

Individuals who are well versed in and excel in engaging in banter that is found to be witty, urbane, sarcastic, clever, amusing, sophisticated and or dirty.

Me: I can’t believe we’ve just had a two hour conversation on the merits of that banana in your apron.

Jack: Yeah, were a couple of masterbanters.

by Louise7980 February 5, 2018

Masterbacheating

Thinking of your ex, while in another relationship, and masterbating.

I was masterbacheating last night 😩 or i masterbacheated on my bf last night!

by Happygf May 27, 2018