marital aid

a conservative euphemism for sex toys, see also marital device.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?
Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital aid I could be.

by scott trowbridge July 8, 2006

marital debt

Marital Debt: the responsibility a spouse owes to his or her partner to give that person sex upon demand. The marital debt is a right that either partner can claim.

"Sorry I couldn't make it over for the game yesterday. My wife wanted a payment on the marital debt."

by P.J. Coldren January 14, 2008

Manutation

The reputation of a tough guy.

My girlfriend said we should get manicures and pedicures but I said, "No, it will mess up my manutation."

by Amy & Stephen January 18, 2009

Magutta

My friend from the streets. My brother from the hood. Also known as a homie. Broken down: Ma = My Gutta = Gutter

Paulie: What's the deal Magutta?

Brett: Tryin' to get on these hoes son!

by M-A-G-U-T-T-A March 5, 2010

Manutea

A tahitian name that means "bird of white" given to a girl who is graceful and beautiful. She is as free as a bird and nothing will get in her way. She is headstong and driven. People cannot get in her way and nothing will bring this girl down.

As free as Manutea.

by Manutea Tavae October 26, 2014

Mafutera

A girl who smokes a lot of pot

Maria, is a bad ass mafutera; I've never seen her without a blunt in her hand.

by xluna May 30, 2016

Maritoni

Maritoni is someone who is very loyal. She chooses her friends wisely, so she tends to stick around the same people. Most would think she's shy, but the truth is that she just doesn't like to waste much energy on people she doesn't completely trust or vibe well with yet. She gravitates towards extroverted, bubbly people. If you have the same humor as Maritoni, you'll click pretty fast. Once you get to know her, you'll find that she's the most insightful and goal-oriented person. She knows what she wants in life and she really puts in the effort to achieve those goals. She's smart, independent, and is beautiful inside and out. She knows her value and she doesn't waste her time on people who don't see it. In fact, she doesn't like to waste time PERIOD. She's all about efficiency and practicality. If she can get what she wants with minimal effort, that'll definitely make her day. Maritoni is a very logical thinker, which is probably also why she doesn't usually get very emotional. Although she might not see it, she's a very patient person. This is also why she's very forgiving and doesn't get mad right away. Maritoni is the most amazing friend you could have. If you're friends with her, it'll take a lot for her to leave you because as I said, she's very loyal. So if you manage to have Maritoni as a best friend, consider yourself a very lucky person.

I'm so happy Maritoni is my best friend!

by piancakes November 23, 2021