Malding

When someone is mad and literally crying

Lark- Shut up pussy boy, want to know my dick
p2w- You are malding.

by yourgodfatheranddad June 11, 2020

maldified

messed up, ruined, broken

My finger's all maldified from punching that parking meter last night.

by mike meisner August 25, 2006

Malding

When someone gets so mad after losing a video game that they rage quit. They also happen to be balding.

Lawson is malding again!

by 420gang69 February 17, 2021

malitia

When good militias go bad.

Dude, those radical right wing gun lovers down the street are getting nasty!

Yo, Dudette, they're turning into malitia!

by Catalinacat April 2, 2010

maudit fils d'un putain

French for "damn son of a whore". Used to denote heavy disdain for someone.

Jean a volé mon liqueur! Je déteste cette maudit fils d'un putain!
Translation: John stole my booze! I hate that damn son of a whore!

by serialEmbracist October 11, 2016

Malding

Someone who is balding and mad at the same time but also salty about being called malding.

Harrison is malding, he sucks at euphonium

by Benny Big Beepis October 26, 2019

malding

mad and bald

Ryan Bloom is malding!

by nick13378 May 19, 2021