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1.What urban dictionary trys to sell you every time you look at a word.

2.The thing that's above this definition.

3.Something that you wouldn't click on.

Bob searches MOAR on urban dictionary.
He reads "buy MOAR mugs, tshirts and magnets."
He is now confused, and so are you.

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by 1337MuffinMasta February 5, 2010

Manlet

A man who's height is above midget level, but is well below that of any other man. They tend to be very muscular and wide, without a neck.

Guy: "You remember Maurice Jones-Drew?"
Other guy: "Oh yeah, the Manlet running back from the Jaguars?"

I walked into the gym and saw a few manlets working out. They're short, but they sure can lift.

by TheRickestRick April 19, 2016

bullet magnet

Anything or anyone that is prone to draw gunfire/trouble on their position.

1. Christ, this vehicle is a friggin' bullet magnet in this area.

2. Steve needs to keep his mouth shut, he is a bullet magnet.

by leadthrower August 28, 2006

hassle magnet

Someone or something that attracts a lots of hassle and makes everyone mad.

That Lion is a hassle magnet because it got me in a 3-hit combo and killed me.

by Brett Watson March 1, 2006

Magneto Dort

The exhilarating new buzz word of the 21st century. first originated in the Roscoe & Gladstone Halls (D Block) when such a legendary night spawned this original phrase

Magneto dort! ....
....LOL Madamme

by Crazy Hat Guy June 22, 2011

Magnet Eyes

Someone who cant take their eyes off a hot women

Bro look at this girl right here

Come on, stop u have magnet eyes!

by UDTruth August 19, 2016

Mallette

In the technology of sales, the term “Mallette” refers to a elevated level of success that has continued for a long period of time. (Usually 2 or more years)

It is commonly tied to the term “a living legend” but is specifically the long term streak someone has achieved over a period of years.

Derivation From Old French: Hammer of Iron

I’ve been on a hot streak lately but no where near Laura. She’s headed for a “Mallette” !!!

by Joe Zappa March 10, 2021