by PawPawBob July 6, 2019

Arguably the highest level of being fucked up. Mongoed is the stage above zooted and very close to death. Usually involving elements of cross-fading or triple-fading to the extent that one has lost nearly all mental and physical function, leaving them as a simple mongoloid. One does not always survive being mongoed.
Bob: Dude, lets get mongoed tonight.
Rob: Lets do it! I got a bottle of Everclear and some xans.
Don: Johnny did that last week, RIP Johnny.
Rob: Lets do it! I got a bottle of Everclear and some xans.
Don: Johnny did that last week, RIP Johnny.
by M3nt4l_D1ct10n4ry June 12, 2018

by COCONUTarebomb November 8, 2022

When you have an event or gathering to attend, but leave upon the slightest frustration of not finding parking.
by bighooper69 July 3, 2025

by Mandalay November 29, 2023

Used in golf for someone who tries to play a 3 wood from deep rough despite it not working the previous 2 attempts
by Paulc87 December 24, 2022
