A heterosexual male who possess both metro sexual and gangster like qualities. A metro-thug will wear fitted jeans, a button up shirt or snug t-shirt, and a hoodie with a backwards fitted cap.
Antwann is a metro-thug because he gets his eye brows done perfectly while wearing baggy pants and a pair of Jordans.
by bestest January 10, 2007
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"You're so metrosexual"
by Merlyn February 10, 2004
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when a straight guy acts gay
a guy who:
1. straightens his hair
2. wears designer clothes
3. listens to pop
4. has a voice a little bit higher than the average male
5. you would mistake for a gay, but is actually 100% straight
6. someone who gets pissed off very easily (emotional)
7. cries a lot
8. hangs out with girls
9. brags about hanging out with male friends
10. goes to the mall a lot
11. edits pictures on picnik
a guy who:
1. straightens his hair
2. wears designer clothes
3. listens to pop
4. has a voice a little bit higher than the average male
5. you would mistake for a gay, but is actually 100% straight
6. someone who gets pissed off very easily (emotional)
7. cries a lot
8. hangs out with girls
9. brags about hanging out with male friends
10. goes to the mall a lot
11. edits pictures on picnik
okay, so you're not gay, you aren't bi, but how could you be straight? there's only one reason for this! you have a metro sexuality
that guy in skinny jeans dancing to justin timberlake has a metro sexuality
that guy in skinny jeans dancing to justin timberlake has a metro sexuality
by hellosunshine11 March 27, 2009
Get the metro sexuality mug.Refers to someone who is straight but who practices good grooming, style, fashion sense, etc, but who is homophobic enough to worry it might get him labeled as "gay."
by GrrlsBois January 17, 2004
Get the metro-sexual mug.A male who you think is homosexual but is actually an arrogant prick who cares a lot about his appearance
Did you see George today?
Yea he totally took 3 hours to get ready and we were late for the game, in which he all snobby and arrogant!
Dude he was such a Metro douche!
Yea he totally took 3 hours to get ready and we were late for the game, in which he all snobby and arrogant!
Dude he was such a Metro douche!
by Dumbledorn September 16, 2009
Get the Metro Douche mug.The newest band to come out and pretend to be cool.
Their music is primarily targeted towards the "just hit puberty" teens. The lyrics themselves are boring rehashed lines that could easily be seen as coming from other crappy similar bands (such as fall out boy).
Lets examine some of their lyrics.
"I'll take you home if you don't leave me at the front door.
Your body's cold, but girl we're getting so warm..."
So here we have it, this is how you apparently write a song/
You start with a lame lyric that doesn't really make sense but is vague enough to mean anything. Of course, every other lyric in the song has to refer back to sex, which is what this band primarily seems to use in order to gain teenager attention.
Here is another example of this same old formula (found within the same song).
After Chorus, second verse:
"Your lips tremble but your eyes are in a straight stare
your on the bed but your clothes are laying right there"
We start again with a vague opening statement, because again their audience is mostly idiots and cannot comprehend anything deep. The second line is of course about sex, in order to maintain the three second attention span of their audience.
Look up some more of their songs, they will follow the same pattern. Vague lyric, lyric about sex, vague lyric, lyric about sex.
Of course the band will sell plenty of CD's thanks to the goons at much music and MTV. The band members will end up believing they have talent because a bunch of 13 year old girls will be screaming whenever they see them, and unfortunately they will sell enough records to continue making music.
To make a more general summary - the band members can barely play their instruments, the melodies are boring and tedious, the lyrics are poor, repetitive and lack anything original.
The band itself only got a record deal due to the connections they have to the Hannah Montana show. These kids could never make it big if they had to start fresh - as they have no talent.
This band is essentially, in one single example, everything that is wrong with music today.
Their music is primarily targeted towards the "just hit puberty" teens. The lyrics themselves are boring rehashed lines that could easily be seen as coming from other crappy similar bands (such as fall out boy).
Lets examine some of their lyrics.
"I'll take you home if you don't leave me at the front door.
Your body's cold, but girl we're getting so warm..."
So here we have it, this is how you apparently write a song/
You start with a lame lyric that doesn't really make sense but is vague enough to mean anything. Of course, every other lyric in the song has to refer back to sex, which is what this band primarily seems to use in order to gain teenager attention.
Here is another example of this same old formula (found within the same song).
After Chorus, second verse:
"Your lips tremble but your eyes are in a straight stare
your on the bed but your clothes are laying right there"
We start again with a vague opening statement, because again their audience is mostly idiots and cannot comprehend anything deep. The second line is of course about sex, in order to maintain the three second attention span of their audience.
Look up some more of their songs, they will follow the same pattern. Vague lyric, lyric about sex, vague lyric, lyric about sex.
Of course the band will sell plenty of CD's thanks to the goons at much music and MTV. The band members will end up believing they have talent because a bunch of 13 year old girls will be screaming whenever they see them, and unfortunately they will sell enough records to continue making music.
To make a more general summary - the band members can barely play their instruments, the melodies are boring and tedious, the lyrics are poor, repetitive and lack anything original.
The band itself only got a record deal due to the connections they have to the Hannah Montana show. These kids could never make it big if they had to start fresh - as they have no talent.
This band is essentially, in one single example, everything that is wrong with music today.
by Bravigo June 11, 2008
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The sort of man who might carry a mini-leatherman AND a UMPC in his murse.
The sort of man who might carry a mini-leatherman AND a UMPC in his murse.
My Treo totally crapped on me at Greg's last night. Fortunately Greg's a total metro-macgyver - he updated my firmware while he made a bitchin' artichoke heart quiche.
by Gruvinci July 6, 2007
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