The best form of
music for fighting, getting things done, and generally feeling high and aggressive. There is a really weak form of metal out
now called Nu-Metal, in which the guitarists are always proud of the fact they can't play, and the lyrics are utterly unintelligible. It doesnt matter though as long as you have an eyebrow piercing, a goatee beard and live with your mom. That's not proper metal, it's just gay and you know it.
Proper metal is Black Sabbath, Pantera, Ozzy and anything else which doesn't take itself too seriously. It helps if the guitarist can play proper guitar solos too, but really being able to drink English quantities of
beer and roll joints is the acceptable minimum for a metal guitarist. Being too good means you spent too much
time practising as a
kid and not enough
time puking and laughing about it with the bad influence kids at
school.
Dimebag Darrell (note
daft name) had a stupid shaped
guitar, sweated a lot, like to get
stoned and had a pink beard. He could also play properly. Hence he is a great example of a "proper metal" guitarist.