Beautiful Mess

A girl that's lowkey the best one in the room. But she can't see it for herself and she has a heart big enough for the world. This type of girl is rare and honestly, they're just wifey material.

I love that girl. She's such a beautiful mess. She doesn't see how amazing she really is.

by NiceGuy53 December 5, 2019

don't mess with me

It means: "Don't annoy me." "Don't make me angry." It's something you'd say to someone who was bugging you, or teasing you, or otherwise getting on your nerves---warning them that you might lose your temper and respond in a way they won't like.

-Hey, Why are you drinking so much, dude?
-Don't mess with me.

by EverPino1D January 16, 2016

C-Mess

Boy who's name begins with a C and spluges his pants early, hence "Mess". Usually tall and brags about getting with rank bitches. Will stick his dick in shit but shys away from lickin clean puss. Also associated with faggot ass, fuck stick, and cum guzzler.

"Dude stop acting like such a C-Mess, that girl is losing interest!!!"

Girl #1: "Collin is looking pretty fly tonight"
Girl #2: " No I hear he's a C-Mess..."
Girl #1: "Oh! Well then fuck that!"

by Des ;) June 11, 2008

Rare Mess

Electronic musician from Philadelphia.

Russel: Hey you heard that new tune by Rare Mess?

Shane: That sounds like something I don't want to listen to, thanks though...

by Adrian Jacobs October 25, 2010

Wiggy Mess

On a weird one, a Wiggy Mess will both behave suspicious and incoherently.

e.g.

Sean Did you see Alex the other night?!
James Yeh I saw the Wiggy Mess!

by Mc Sniper October 13, 2013

Fracking Mess

An act of farting that is so bad that it is comparable to the amount of gas in the middle east.

"Hey man, can I stay at your house tonight? My dad had a fracking mess in our house and I can't sleep with the smell of fart entering my nostrils."

by CookPu69 January 13, 2014

Trannysaurus Mess

1. An old drag queen or cross dresser often found sitting at the end of the bar, drunk before noon time.

2. A geriatric cross dresser who just doesn't care about appearance anymore, but feels obligated to go out in drag anyway. Often will spit while talking due to years of intoxication and/or recent stroke.

3. Any queeny homosexual too fucked up to realize how comletely obnoxious they are.

1. Dame Edna is such a trannysaurus mess, look at that make-up.
2. Martina Navratilova looks like a trannysaurus mess, slapping those balls between her legs.
3. Mrs. Doubtfire is the best movie for up-and-coming trannysaurus messes!
4. Marv Albert, you are such a trannysaurus mess!

by SP3 October 6, 2012