MEND BUTT CRACK!

A spell that seals a man\woman’s butt crack shut causing the target to be unpegable and unable to shit, in theory this spell may be more dangerous and fatal than it’s counterpart spell “TESTICULAR TORSION”. Side note if someone casts testicular torsion on you then cast mend butt crack on them to use as leverage on them to untwist your testicle.
by Mr Spoofy June 14, 2024
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Shawn Mendes

The most perfect person alive, he’s an amazing person the deserves the world and has amazing vocals & songs I would recommend listening to ‘higher’ or ‘mercy’ if you’ve never listened to him before
Shawn Mendes is actually amazing
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Shawn Mendes

Hes literally god
His the best person in the word
He loves dogs, specially his dog called Tarzan. You will be impressed by his music and also his muscles! Did u ever looked at his arm? JUST WOW!

So yeah Shanw Mendes is God
Girl: Omg you are so Shawn Mendes today!

Boy: THANKS U THATS SUCH A COMPLIMENT I WISH I WAS HIM
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Shawn Mendes

The most amazing person in the world. He can make u feel so spacial, so important, so good. His voice is a gift, but his heart is a blessing. U can never be alone while hes alive. And i love him. (@/shawn.dolans on ig) yay
by Mrs.mendes hah August 30, 2017
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Shawn Mendes

The cutest, most talented, sweetest and hottest human alive. Moreover he's adorable
Omg he's Shawn Mendes....(imagine whatever u want)
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Shawn Mendes

A homosexual man who is deep in the closet and dying to come out.
Me: you do you Shawn mendes

Friend: yea

Me: your gay we can’t be friends no more.
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shawn mendes

person 1: “do you like shawn mendes?”
person 2: “ew no”
person 1: “what is wrong with you.”
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