The act of a male defecating on a woman's stomach while jacking off. As he gets ready to cum, he cums on top of the recently dropped loaf, thus creating a Russian Meatloaf Surprise.
Hey girl! you been real good to dis nigga. So feast your body upon my gift to you. A "Russian Meatloaf Surprise".
by Brown Squared January 9, 2010
Get the Russian Meatloaf Surprisemug. When you dream pie a girl the night before and you wake up the next morning and eat her out and you taste your jizz.
by Gymiscool January 1, 2019
Get the cold meatloaf sandwichmug. *Someone who is ridiculous.
*someone who is stupid.
*a derogative term meaning someone or somegthing is so dumb
*someone who is stupid.
*a derogative term meaning someone or somegthing is so dumb
by BallsB March 24, 2009
Get the Vagina meatloaf eatermug. When you eat tainted beef in order to contract E-Coli. You then shit on your partners chest and the blood represents the ketchup on top of the meatloaf.
Bon Appétit
Bon Appétit
For our anniversary dinner I decided to make my wife some Moses Lake Meatloaf and it was to die for.
by Krustee78 August 9, 2019
Get the Moses Lake Meatloafmug. Quite possibly the only sex position ever known to get the red-headed cowboy off. At times taking up to 14 hours to complete, one must have the utmost stamina to perform the task. This is not for the light-hearted, as last week's lunch is normally involved. Originated in the heart of North Carolina, the first meatloaf pie snatcher ever performed created the loudest sonic boom, in this case referred to as "quantum stroke," ever recorded. Chuck Norris himself was said to have exclaimed, "damn, man!" To compete, Chuck then invented the Potroast Poledance, but no normal human has since replicated the feat, and the first three women involved perished, and roundhouse kicking may have been a factor.
by Rob/Brian January 9, 2006
Get the meatloaf pie snatchermug. A sexual act in which you place ketchup on the head of your dick and proceed to fuck a woman in the ass while she is turtle heading.
by dan majerle's pubes January 4, 2009
Get the Pennsylvania dutch meatloafmug. An act where-in someone deficates between someone else's exposed buttcheeks, and then forcefully closes them with the feces in-between.
"Brian tried to make my girl sit on his lap tonight. After I hit him with a warm meatloaf sandwich, he'll never want to sit down again."
by NYEXE August 20, 2011
Get the Warm Meatloaf Sandwichmug.