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Lissa

One of the most sacred creatures. Never pass this one up. She will listen to you, talk to you and like you for who you are. Basically, she is AMAZING.
You know, Lissa totally caught a Gwar jugular vein bloodspout directly in the face and then took some wicked awesome photos that night. Basically, she is AMAZING.
by LISSA13 December 15, 2008
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Loss Prevention Officer

The most awesome job in the world. An LPO typically spends two shifts of four hours a day walking around a high-end retail store, like Target, to spot shoplifters in the act and recover stolen merchandise.
Fuck man, I got arrested for shoplifting because of Target's new Loss Prevention Officer.
by TargetLPO March 9, 2010
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loss

bad meme overused by @socks.without.sandals
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everyone: yo wtf do u know things other than loss
by gaymango June 12, 2018
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lessa

In Icelandic, "lessa" refers to a feminine girl of the lesbian variety.
Ethan: So I talked to that girl at the bar last night, but she was totally a lessa.
by TotalLessa September 1, 2011
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lolsash

a virtual item called the "Ninurta's Sash" on FFXI online game for the PS2 or PC & Xbox. Quite possibly the hardest item to obtain on the hardest mob in the game. As of this posting of this definition, only 1 is known to exist on all servers combined. The controversy surronding this item, is how it has never dropped again, and maybe AV has been killed about 20+ times so far across all servers.
When the only time it has dropped it have been given to a Tarutaru Samurai. While the community on a forum that found out about this, questioned about why it went to this paticular person.
player 1: yesss we killed AV
player 2: please please please come on sash drop please
player 1: nope, just a rod
player 2: damn it, i was hoping i would be the 2nd person of all ffxi to get it.
player 1: lolsash
by al84 August 28, 2006
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selective memory loss

Condition where you choose things you want to forget not always on purpose.
Reena: do you remember that time in sixth grade where the teachers put us in that room when we were crying?
Matty: Umm, no?
Reena: really?
Matty:Oh shoot i must have selected it!
Reena: ugh, the selective memory loss is back!
by smlchk November 2, 2009
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Loss of status

When someone does something unrespectable and loses status points as a result
person 1: "yo you heard dre made out with loni at the new years party"
person 2: "loss of status: Confirmed"
by abcdefgadsjfalsjdfl January 1, 2009
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