Lazy Fuckness would be referred to as a condition where you are so lazy, you wont do a damn thing; regardless of how important the situation or task may be.
"Im not doing laundry even though I have absolutely nothing to wear besides my moms old Bon Jovi shirt she wore in the 80's, I must be suffering from lazy fuckness"
by Rachv1016 March 12, 2010
Someone who wakes up around 12:00 pm on a daily basis. A lazy nigga can be defined in many ways its mostly a derogatory term used for an unproductive bum ass nigga who sleeps the majority of the day.
by Johnny 6 June 2, 2013
One of the most annoying and yet somehow enjoyable children's television programs currently in existance.
It contains several overly-athletic Icelandic actors (I'll call them actors for the sake of the definition), an overly-gymnastic pink-haired child-thing and several scary as fuck puppet things.
Needless to say, the star of the show is in fact, the bad guy. Robbie Rotten is actually amazing. It's true.
Also, it has one of the most catchy techno-esque theme tunes I have ever heard.
It contains several overly-athletic Icelandic actors (I'll call them actors for the sake of the definition), an overly-gymnastic pink-haired child-thing and several scary as fuck puppet things.
Needless to say, the star of the show is in fact, the bad guy. Robbie Rotten is actually amazing. It's true.
Also, it has one of the most catchy techno-esque theme tunes I have ever heard.
"Bing Bang Diggly Dong
First thing that I say after I wake up
Bing Bang Diggly Dong
I say those words before I go to sleep..."
"Oh God, Lazy Town's starting..."
First thing that I say after I wake up
Bing Bang Diggly Dong
I say those words before I go to sleep..."
"Oh God, Lazy Town's starting..."
by Pink Kipper June 26, 2007
= Having no tolerance for mental pain/work to solve problems.
- having trouble solving a math problem? Give up and blame it on your teacher!
- have no idea how to think something through? Put it off and let someone else figure it out.
- having trouble understanding an argument of someone else? There's no need to understand them - they're wrong anyway!
- have an unsettled question that bothers you? Leave it unanswered. Your questions don't matter!
- not sure if the author of a news article is right? Just hope they know what they're doing and don't think about it!
These are examples on how to be intellectually lazy.
Don't be this way!
- having trouble solving a math problem? Give up and blame it on your teacher!
- have no idea how to think something through? Put it off and let someone else figure it out.
- having trouble understanding an argument of someone else? There's no need to understand them - they're wrong anyway!
- have an unsettled question that bothers you? Leave it unanswered. Your questions don't matter!
- not sure if the author of a news article is right? Just hope they know what they're doing and don't think about it!
These are examples on how to be intellectually lazy.
Don't be this way!
PHONE CHOICE
Jonathan: Do these people know where their phones are coming from?!
Zacarius: No. Either they do not care where the phones come from or they try not to think about it.
They must be intellectually lazy when choosing products.
Jonathan: It's very likely that they are, considering that the ones they use come from slave-wage factories with poor working conditions.
Zacarius: They should buy x-phones. They're evidently eco-friendly, made in good factories, a good investment for long-term use, and user-friendly.
Jonathan: Do these people know where their phones are coming from?!
Zacarius: No. Either they do not care where the phones come from or they try not to think about it.
They must be intellectually lazy when choosing products.
Jonathan: It's very likely that they are, considering that the ones they use come from slave-wage factories with poor working conditions.
Zacarius: They should buy x-phones. They're evidently eco-friendly, made in good factories, a good investment for long-term use, and user-friendly.
by gotmurc June 28, 2016
The act of masturbating while lying flat on your back, and being too lazy to get up to jizz or even use a sock to sop it up. You knowingly jizz all over yourself and go back to sleep.
"I was so hungover from operation blackout last night I just lazy volcanoed and passed right back out."
by RapeFactory420 July 10, 2009
A lazy git is generally a guy who likes to sit on his sorry ass all day and watch the match while eating bags of chips. He most probably called in sick at work (if he's not been fired
He'll never bother to shower or help out around the house and his wife's probably pissed that he's a good-for-nothing..........lazy git
He'll never bother to shower or help out around the house and his wife's probably pissed that he's a good-for-nothing..........lazy git
by Rebel 45 February 4, 2008
A man don't have a full-time employment get a girlfriend then ask her to marry have 1 or more children. (Lazy cowboy) He uses her for resources living expenses.
Lazy cowboy love to make many excuse. honey I m going for my adult high school equivalents.
Lazy cowboy love to make many excuse. honey I m going for my adult high school equivalents.
Hey lazy cowboy still jobless. Your wife or girlfriend isn't going to support you for the rest of your life.
She eventually is going to kick you out
She eventually is going to kick you out
by Real truthful Raymond February 14, 2016