Laptop Gamer

Doesn’t go outside and never touches grass, not only that but showers don’t exist same with deodorant and are most likely really skinny

Oh bro your room smells like armpit I bet your a laptop gamer and your name is estin

by Someonewhoactuallytouchesgrass August 5, 2022

Apple Laptops

Pieces of overpriced shit

Your an Apple Laptops

by Lichking2121 May 1, 2021

Laptop kid

Some retard who uses a laptop cause he can't write properly. He usually carries it in a briefcase. His name is usually Louis Elcombe.

His name is Louis Elcombe and he's got a laptop he must be a Laptop kid what a retard!

by Patrick Roy______ May 3, 2019

Gaming Laptop

A Slang for "Trash gaming desktop."

bro, your PC is worse than a Gaming Laptop

by whyiseveryonemakingstuffsus December 19, 2021

Pre-Laptop

adjective. Adherrence to the conservative time period preceeding the technology era. Often used to refer to someone who is not technology, blackberry, iPhone, Blackjack, facebook, or myspace friendly.

"Dude why are you still using these floppy disks, why don't you copy the files to an easy flash drive?"

"I don't know, I've never thought about it."

"You are so Pre-Laptop, douche"

by Scott P Mexican January 9, 2008

School laptop

Most likely a Chromebook. Take 20 minutes to boot up. Your search history is mostly made up of Reddit and youtube videos. It is slower than those old computers

13 year old trying to be cool: hey wanna throw the school laptops on the floor 20 year old: I don't even go to school but sure 2 hours later... mom: I got a call from the school that they lost connection to your Chromebook, did you break it 13 year old: *cries*

by itzwinkeyy March 25, 2021

Laptop dancer

A woman who works her way through business school or college by stripping.

Lucy got a job as a laptop dancer to pay for her school fees.

by Steve Potts June 14, 2007