Laptop Expat

The annoying expat who constantly post pictures of themselves working on their laptop by the beach, nature or a cafe in some remote third world country, usually very pale skin, malnourished and spotting a manbun with a cup of soy latte, and portraying themselves as successful carefree individual living the life.

See that hippie laptop expat over there? He said he's a dropshipper.

by anonymous August 16, 2021

Cactus with a laptop

That’s me! A charming adventurer, full of artistic talent. Very capable. Always ready to explore and experience new things.

Friends of mine:

Cactus with a book

Cactus with a soccer ball
Cactus with a pencil

Cactus with a pencil: Hey, cactus with a laptop, come sit with us!

by A Cactus with A laptop April 20, 2023

Laptop Gamer

Doesn’t go outside and never touches grass, not only that but showers don’t exist same with deodorant and are most likely really skinny

Oh bro your room smells like armpit I bet your a laptop gamer and your name is estin

by Someonewhoactuallytouchesgrass August 5, 2022

Gaming Laptop

A Slang for "Trash gaming desktop."

bro, your PC is worse than a Gaming Laptop

by whyiseveryonemakingstuffsus December 19, 2021

Pre-Laptop

adjective. Adherrence to the conservative time period preceeding the technology era. Often used to refer to someone who is not technology, blackberry, iPhone, Blackjack, facebook, or myspace friendly.

"Dude why are you still using these floppy disks, why don't you copy the files to an easy flash drive?"

"I don't know, I've never thought about it."

"You are so Pre-Laptop, douche"

by Scott P Mexican January 9, 2008

School laptop

Most likely a Chromebook. Take 20 minutes to boot up. Your search history is mostly made up of Reddit and youtube videos. It is slower than those old computers

13 year old trying to be cool: hey wanna throw the school laptops on the floor 20 year old: I don't even go to school but sure 2 hours later... mom: I got a call from the school that they lost connection to your Chromebook, did you break it 13 year old: *cries*

by itzwinkeyy March 25, 2021

Laptop dancer

A woman who works her way through business school or college by stripping.

Lucy got a job as a laptop dancer to pay for her school fees.

by Steve Potts June 14, 2007