LP

"Late Post" for when a message is sent but due to lag or personal error it sends late in the conversation. Originated from the website Kugyay in 2007

A: "Oh I love Warriors!"
B: "Huh? We were talking about that an hour ago!"
A: "Oh chat refreshed, lp!"

by Alaricat April 1, 2021

dirty LP

the act of a short man screeming out "you just got gnomed" after having gay sex

guy 1: i can't believe he pulled a dirty LP in me
guy 2: damn, you just got gnomed

by dicktionary98 July 18, 2023

LPS

Leaky pussy syndrome

Typically used when your attracted to a someone that youre not allowed to be with, for example when your best friends man and your vagina leaks whenever he's around.

It can just be used to express attraction to anyone.

wow that guy is so hot hes giving me leaky pussy syndrome (LPS) from all the way over here!

by anonymous May 17, 2023

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\][poiuytrewq=-0987654321```1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-['=]\\/'].;[=,lp-mko0nji9bhu8vgy7cft6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1`

The final stage of boredom. You are so utterly bored that you decide to type everything on the keyboard forwards, then backwords, then vertically, then backwards vertically the other way.

Guy 1: Man I'm bored.
Guy 2: What should we search up to pass time?
Guy 1: `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321```1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\\/'.;=,lp-mko0nji9bhu8vgy7cft6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1`

by hallosiri August 3, 2022

awxdrvgynji,lp/']

This is when you're so bored that you typed qzsecftbhumko.;\ in different method.

Cihchi: Stop typing awxdrvgynji,lp/'. Play Pony Town.
Me: Looks like it's so hard to make ponies in game.

by Dang Hoang November 30, 2023

qsxdrtgbhuik,lp'

I dont know if your just bored, or if your trying to find a keyboard pattern without a definition, or both.

look at how smart i am typing qsxdrtgbhuik,lp' to try and find a definition that hasn't been created yet

by Notvex November 24, 2024

LPS

Short for "Little Pieces of Shit".

Small animal figures with big heads. These always look fucking terrible.

"I hate LPS"
"Well I hate your guts! Please take this in the nicest way possible!"
"Basically, you are saying "I FUCKING HATE YOU BUT BECAUSE IM A FUCKING PRICK THAT THINKS IM SMART I WANT YOU TO LIKE ME""

by PI55 September 3, 2018