Joshua Lozano

-a coward

-a shit eating, masturbating little bitch

-a rotten fucking egg

- -1,000 big dick energy

-thinks he’s funny but he’s just very insecure

-Randal from monster’s inc

-attention span of an actual decomposing fly

-literally doesn’t care

-also he’s Mexican

Him: *doesnt text for a week because he doesn’t care and is a stupid little bitch*
Gf: “we’re over,esc”

Definition: a person who pretends to care and then breaks your heart.

“That person is such a joshua Lozano”

by Keodncneondnxosowj x September 11, 2018

lozenge rock

Modern Heavy Metal. A term given to "rock music" where the singer chooses to scream or roar out the lyrics as opposed to actually singing them. An act that makes the throat rather soar and hoarse afterwards, causes the musician to require a lozenge of some kind

Some may say that Rock & Roll died with Kurt Cobain, but, in fact, it died with the surfacing of Lozenge Rock

by lishuss October 14, 2005

Lozz

An extremely hirsute man, sometimes of dual nationality.

He is smart and hot in equal measure.

Also possesses the ability to roll a perfect spliff every time, a legendary skill coveted by all.

Men want to be him, women want to lick him all over.

Girl 1: Hey babe, look at that hot hairy sex monkey over there.....

Girl 2: I heard he can skin up and fist you at the same time..

Girl 1: Oh my god, he's such a lozz.. I WANT HIM

by WildWestHero May 20, 2010

lozofoshozo

when baffled and love you doesn't come out right. Love you for sure has one word, but the same meaning LOZOFOSHOZO

hey kid i lozofoshozo always S2

by minnie February 7, 2005

lozltov

Derived from "lozl", the word lozltov is a play on words on the hebrew word Mazel Tov--which means "good fortune". Though lozltov has no relevance to Mazel Tov (aside from the fact that they rhyme), it is gibberish spoken by teenagers.

Person A: Omg, that was sooo funny!
Person B: I know! Totally lozltov!

by lozltov August 5, 2007

Lozzels

Ghetto are of Birmingham. Home to gangs, murders and crime.

Lozzels is a ghetto!

by Ashley Blake-Moore January 5, 2008

lozbar

gay club

michelle: hey i just saw ryan going into a lozbar!

christina: woah, i didn't know he was gay!

by graham pulser May 13, 2004