Lobster Roll 

A fat, girthy, engorged penis that is consticted by a cock ring, band or other device turning the knob a deep, dark shade of red.

Roger turned on the porn and grabbed his lube for a quick wank after he had donned his cock ring and stiffened up a lobster roll.

Lobster Roll by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015

lobster snatch 

The term used when a female shaves her vagina and it becomes red with a rash.

"While Mikey's sister was sleeping, i dry shaved her clam and gave her a nice lil lobster snatch!"

lobster snatch by David Meece January 5, 2006

lobster sauce 

Vaginal secretions that occur during arousal.

Man 1: "I like to go downtown (lick a woman's genitalia)."
Man 2: "You sure like that lobster sauce!"

lobster sauce by Eli 5 Stone October 21, 2006

lobster washer 

Used as an alternate term for a BJQ.

Kristi wouldn't sleep with me, but that girl is one helluva lobster washer.

lobster washer by Fletchilicious September 13, 2009

Lobster Balls 

When the lower region of a mans scrotum is burned while sun bathing.

I was trying to get a tan yesterday at the beach, but didn't notice my balls hanging out of my shorts. I fell asleep and woke up later with lobster balls! OUCH!!!

Lobster Balls by Big Guy JT January 10, 2009

lobster burrito 

East Coast Lobster Burrito: When you are doing a chick missionary and you reach down and pinch both her nipples.

West Coast Lobster Burrito: Same as east coast but doing her doggy and reaching around to pinch the nipples.

Southwest Lobster Burrito: Same as above, but girl is doing reverse cowgirl.

Northwest Lobster Burrito: Same as above but girl is doing girl on top drinking a starbucks while the guy is smoking a joint and Nirvana is playing in the background.

dude, I totally gave my girl a lobster burrito last night and now her titties are all red.

lobster burrito by JMM-ATX March 17, 2008

lobster magnet 

Lobtser fused to a magnet bestowing strange powers.

"Lobster stick to magnet!"

lobster magnet by Charlie Brown January 28, 2003