Lobster Crotch

(1)A person who smells like rancid lobster where you can only assume the smell is coming from the crotchal region.
(2) Of or relating to an ass+lobster smell irradiating from an individual/thing.

"Oh my gosh, my roommate smells like lobster crotch".

"This pizza smells like lobster crotch".

by Da12 February 5, 2009

lobster head

a shameful thing

It's a shameful thing, lobster head.

by Too many limes August 22, 2011

Yard Lobster

a middle class wife with an attitude who tans in the yard too much.

that Yard Lobster would be a hot M.I.L.F. if she wasn't always tanning herself to the color of blood and acting like such a snooty bitch.

by Smithmada February 22, 2008

Fuck Lobster

When you are drunk and text your ex but your phone auto corrects "loser" with "lobster.

What you mean to write :"You are such a fucken loser!"
What your phone auto-corrects it to : "You are such a fuck lobster!"

by Fuck Lobster July 22, 2016

fart lobster

One who likes to back up against others when they have wet farts and or Diarrhea.

While in the elevator that Fart Lobster back against me and broke wet wind.

by Crham December 26, 2015

Kobe lobster

Lobster fed with Kobe beef

The place I'm taking you has Kobe lobster... that is, lobster fed with Kobe beef.

How I met your mother

by Omnijonn November 17, 2007

lobster claw

A sexual move where a person inserts four fingers into the vagina leaving the thumb out to play with the clit. Make hand motions as a lobster would.

I traveled to acadia national park looking for some great east coast lobster. I met a local dock hand, that gave me a real lobster claw.

by stokesdawgkillah October 9, 2011