Rat Lobster

A woman with a very hairy unshaved cooter who is on her period.

Joe tell your mom to get her rat lobster out of my face, it tastes like moldy cheese!

by David Love May 18, 2008

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Scottish Lobster

When a girl is either laying on her stomach or on all fours facing away from you, you take your thumb and place it in her tooter, then, you take your pointer and middle finger and stuff them in the gateway to her guts. You start to pinch your fingers and thumb together like a lobster. And there you have it!

Johnny took me out for seafood last night, and then he had a second helping of the Scottish Lobster when we got home.

by the bird of prey February 10, 2014

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larry the lobster

Some gay ass lobster dude, who inspires little kids to do drugs, and commit suicide.

I feel like livin' like larry! Larry the lobster!

by I love Minecraft December 8, 2016

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Black Lobster

A place where people go to eat seafood, that has a neon sign out front that reads "Red Lobster", which is populated by an inordinant number of African Americans dressed in their finest attire.

"Hmmm, it's Father's Day and I'm in the mood for an Ultimate Feast... let's go to Black Lobster!"

by JizzleDizzle September 7, 2005

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Listerine

1. A drink that is meant to be used in your mouth to sterilize it.
2. Can also be defines as a indian's (native american) favourite drink.
3. Can be used as a refresher for ur breath
4. Also can be used to drink as a replacement to lysol for indians.

1.(john): shit look at that native across the street
(mary): yeah i know, hey wait shes drinking listerine
(john): yeah i know look at her chug that shit

2. shit john ur breath stinks like ass lemme buy u some listerine.

by Mason Mang February 19, 2007

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